Sudoku Puzzles

Haircuts & Driving

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,
who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His
father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with
you. You bring your grades up, study your More...

Un-aware & un-conscious

Does anyone know about avatar approvals? Jane, you're waiting for some, when do you expect them approved?

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Plum - I've been waiting almost 2 weeks. I sent two follow-up e-mails to Gath. He answered the first one last Tuesday saying that he was on holiday and would be back Thursday (last Thursday). I haven't heard a word since then. I haven't received a response to the 2nd e-mail. I hope he and his family are all right.

And speaking of being "all right", I'm sorry you and little Plum are under the weather. Take care of yourselves! And try my remedy: Put equal parts fresh lemon juice, honey and bourbon in a glass. Nuke it for 1 minute. Drink. Repeat as neshesshary.

Careful, Jane.

Happy Tuesday!

Dorthea: to you! Have a terrific day with your nearest and dearest!

Appy: I definitely relate to "recipe"

Plum: Hope little Plum gets well soon!

Sorry, Plum! Hope you're on the mend soon, too!

I've been waiting for avatar approvals for nearly 2 weeks. I'm beginning to think that Gath thinks I have enough.

Thanksh, Jerry.

Has anyone heard from Gath since my last e-mail from him last Tuesday?

I've been waiting for smilie and avatar approval, too. Seems there might be a large backlog for Gath. I don't know what the approval process entails, but maybe we've buried him!!

Actually, it's been so long I can't even remember what I submitted!

Dorthea - have a WONDERFUL two-day birthday celebration, courtesy of Sudokuland!!!
Plum(s) - hope you both get to feeling better very soon.

Dorthea
I don't have anything pending ATM, but have waited a long time in the past.

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of
first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children
the same kind of lifesaver, one at a
time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
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Dorthea! Celebrate well!
Great driver's ed. photo--start on a soft surface with four hands on the wheel ...
New (and beautiful!) window got put in yesterday at the top of our stairs--a pleasant renovation experience! Can hardly believe it--the guys came on time, worked like the More...

Cathy and Gannie Mo - rejoicing with the both of you on your renovations.

Good afternoon to all! Okay Nick and Dad, let's put on those seat belts please!

Two cowboys came upon a Navajo Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can More...

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk
to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'

The Lord replies, 'A minute.'
Smith asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?' The Lord replies, 'A penny.'

'Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?'
'The Lord replies, 'In a minute.'

HI all! Well done to yesterday's riddlers, Kathy, Judy and our very own 'glum' Plum , who just had to get all those fruity answers right! Hope you're feeling better Plum and just a little less glum today!
1) demon lemon
2) lame lime
3) merry berry
4) felon melon
5) big fig
6) late More...

AND CG!!!!!!

Here's today's one for the math people!! Answers to the glum plum inbox!!
Which two whole numbers, neither containing any zeros, when multiplied together equal exactly 1,000,000,000 ?

Saw the "Nick and Dad" comments and had to stop reading posts just to do the puzzle. Didn't remember submitting anything to easy so I was perplexed. But alas it is not my Nick nor my Nick's Dad.

Jerry, that is my kind of exercise. Got a good laugh from it. I "might" get to Curves later today.
Jane, I admire you for biking every day. I have an old bike and love to ride but don't like the traffic. I can actually bike almost anywhere in town in ten minutes or so-- if I just More...

** WARNING **

A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach when he is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.

The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a hug.
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GOLF PANTIES

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?' Ole demanded.
Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money More...

A little old man in a nursing home walks up to an little old lady and says,

“Hey, guess how old I am!” She unzips his fly, reaches her hand in, and fondles

him for a couple of minutes, then announces, “You’re 72!”
“That’s amazing! How’d you know?”
She says, “You told me yesterday!”

CG & CJ

Who really needs math to figure this one??

Women = money and time-----

If time = money, than woman = money^2 [money squared]-----

Since money is the root of all problems, take the root of money and you get:

WOMEN = PROBLEMS

Daplap,

Belly full of laughs today! CG, Jim, Daplap, and Devil/Angel, you're welcome at my place anytime! Will share the jokes with my husband, who's currently giving two employees the axe (wretched downsizing). Something tells me the wine won't have a chance to breathe tonight.

Oh, Fiona! I am so distraught! Two of my answers didn't match yours, but I think they were correct:

5) This is a large fruit = plump plum
7) This is a sullen fruit = pome mope

Boo hoo!!!

Ok, ok, #7 might be a stretch.......

Hazel - St. Simons is a very bicycle-friendly island. There are bike trails along most of the heavily-trafficked roads, so biking here is really quite safe. I have some arthritis in my knees, but biking does not seem to bother them. In fact, they say you should continue to exercise your More...

Great jokes today, everyone! Thanks for sharing

1:59 Maen! Looks like a fun day at the playground!

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben
dahin geschissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows crapped in it'.)

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