Sudoku Puzzles

Good mAen, ya'll.

Rhubarb crumble and custard, mmmmmm
I have walked the complete circuit of IKEA today not intending to buy anything just price and budget. So todays riddle question -
How come we had to put the back seat down to load the car?
Answer - I took Steve with me, and he says I can shop.

GannieMo - You bring a smile to my face!!!!

There is nothing like the fresh sweet Springtime air. We have such a beautiful day here today. The sun is shining, there is a light breeze and it is in th 60's. (F)

Just got home from the doctors. I lost 9 pounds and my heart is not fluttering today.
Rayray - Please be careful about what you eat.

Dorthea - It sounds like you are doing much better.

Good for you, Dorthea!
Karen K, do you know why grandchildren are so full of energy? They suck it right out of their grandparents!

I love reading the warnings on a new product -- "don't use while unconscious" -- I could dig up weirder ones, but don't have time

Catherine, my favourite is to be found on my face wash cloth 'Dry Clean Only'

Hello

I want to thank each and every one of you for your thoughts and prayers ,

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A couple of my favorites -
On a stroller: "Remove child before folding"
and,
"The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal document"

Heidi - In Japan, Shosho & my alma mater is UCRA.

Good afternoon to all Damn, no wonder I can't find my utility knife....

Something to think about....
A rope ladder is hanging over the side of a ship. The ladder is 12 feet long, and the rungs are one foot apart. The lowest rung is resting on the top of the ocean. The tide rises at the rate of four inches per hour. How long will it take before the first four rungs of the ladder are under water?

Billy, André will be very upset. Fred will now be able to swim faster then her and she'll never be able to catch him to give him a bath!

Keith, I look forward to seeing your next post on the health and fitness page. You should do well with all the sliced strawberries!

I have mailed you my answer Greg

Greg ... ouch!

Look who I found! Hi Fred!

He looks pretty clean to me. I think he's lost.

Keith: Just be careful with the knife you use slicing strawberries, especially if it is CG's utility knife.

CG: I also mailed you my answer - that was easy, I assumed the rungs were 1".

I sent my answer too, CG.

I have had three people mail me an answer. Two of you are totally correct.

Afternoon All...Just sitting here thinking how so many of you chose to vote for Kathy and Rob to travel to Australia.....well that's a great idea, surelu a trip I'd like to take....but seeing as how Kathy and Rob escaped somany dangerous situations in their poposed China trip, I feel they should More...

Well tonight my Philadelphia Flyers will meet with Nancy's Pittsburgh Penguins to see who advances to the hockey finals......Since the Penguins
lead the Flyers 2-0....all I can say is.....

GO FLYERS....BEAT THE PENGUINES.......Please!
You CAN DO IT...YES, YOU CAN!!!!! More...

The USA contingent invading Australia?

Phiily has an uphill climb Mama! Good luck to them. Certainly looks like Judy's Red Wings are in the final!

What about those Wings? They have one more game to go!

Snap Debby.

Oh Mama! That sounds like fun!

I learned a very important lesson from a dear friend not too long ago. Boaters are not sailors and sailors are not boaters. Be very careful not to use the wrong name.

I will be visiting Australia and New Zealand this November with my daughter. We are looking forward to our trip.

Spoilsports.

Okay folks, enough private messages. Of course the ship rises when the tide rises, so the ladder will never be submerged. Well done to all who answered correctly. Cheers for now!

I meant the "Keep out of Children" warning. It is wongerful how idiot messages on everything are acceptable. Should not anyone who can read already know that coffee is hot and knives to sharp to be used on children?

CG, sorry, I sent my answer to your page before I saw you had closed the riddle.

But i got it right, yeah!

Apparently not, Jim.
"Do not iron while wearing shirt"
"Do not put any person in this washer"
"This product moves when used" (on a Razor Scooter)
"Danger! Do not hold wrong end of chain saw"
and,
"Use care when operating a car or dangerous machinery" (on a bottle of dog medication)ARF!

Yes you did MizT! Well done!

CG, while serving aboard an old C(ruiser)G(uided missle), I was working the starboard boat boom crew prior to dropping anchor outside Panama City. The skipper liked everything, anchor, colors shifted, gangway, ship's boats and boat booms and anything else for at anchor status, all set to happen at More...

Ding

Take the Trolley over the top

Ding, Ding

All aboard