Sudoku Puzzles

Hee hee--thank you, am very much looking forward to a normal life (hope its all it is cracked up to be)

This is my first time on this sight. Just started doing these puzzles. My daughter got me started. I'm in my 6th decade, am an undiagnosed dyslexic who totally got taken in by Sudoku. So much so that I did the newspaper puzzle today, competed the easy one on this website 3times, and attempted the medium hard one. I hope this rapid onset addiction wears off soon.

Mo, no more jokes from me if it causes you to use that stuff!
If KRP is 'hanging' around in the wardrobe does that mean he is about to 'come out of the closet'? I have a feeling that Jim(Sydney) is our KRP. If he is really Robin Williams maybe he can show me how they do that 'crutch pot cookin' in Poon Tang'.

While it's delightful to have you back, please remember I am married to a former US sailor and we don't use such language as the P-and-T-words.
I have no problem with jokes (especially ones that make me laugh) - I just need to give up smoking fish...

Just got your joke now......
(I get all (rpt all) of next week off work....and it looks like I need it badly!)

My fish used to smoke...luckily I made it quit when I did.

3:40 is getting better for me(Sudoku Only). Happy, Safe and Meaninful Christmas to all those Sudokuers taking a break from however they get to visit this site(lunch breaks and all that- right?).
You Northerners can talk about your snow for as long as you like, I'll take Melbourne anytime.

I take it we left your beautiful bayside mansion in reasonable condition (together with your butler and houseboy).....?

Don't you find it hard to light the fish? And, which end do you put in your mouth?

The job you girls did on those two! They 'turned' and have eloped to Trinidad and taken my suitcase full of 'goodies' with them(buggered if I know how they would have explained that lot to Customs). Recruiting new 'staff' will be fun - maybe I could get some 'tips' from Curly, Larry & You guessed it, MO

04:04

meaningful, meaningful, meaningful, meaningful, ouch, meaningful, meaningful, ouch - wow, that's a big smacking stick you've got

I don't smoke them whole, Ted - I roll my own....(believe it or not, I have 3 smoked trout in the fridge here at work and they cost something like $6 a kilo - I don't like smoked trout, but my guests sure do). Perhaps some ought to be sent to the mansion (or is there still plenty of caviar left?)

Yum Mo, I am a big fan of smoked trout (salmon is better though--we catch our own each fall and are working on smoking them instead of freezing and canning them)
Anyway...done with work and going home to celebrate with Scooby--have a great night/day :)

Definitely NOT a fan of fish eggs, have been known to scoff the odd kg of prawn and ice cold beers and absolutely nothing wrong with snapper or a king george and scalloped potatoes(with a nice White of course - of course)

Fish eggs, oysters, scallops, mussels - ewww!

and get that bear out of the fridge!

Two calls in ten minutes and 'it's beginning to look a lot like a quiet Christmas' at Teddy's house. Eldest daughter is still in LA (Pilot Season)decided to stay, eldest son doesn't finish filming till Friday, will try and fit me in somewhere between his latest flame(older by a bit and two kids) More...

1:40

i like it

2.41
Hello Kitty.

I hated it when the children decided to do their own thing. I had visions of children and grandchildren being forced to drive down to Geelong in 40 degrees with a howling northerly with no air conditioning, and - no such thing! They have no respect for tradition!!

Anyone at home on new year a CYBER party

an excellent idea - although, of course, I have a previous date with a really hot guy....

I'll be there,how long can the world New Years party last?

Keep your date,I'm sure you can bring in someones New Year!

although probably with a whimper...

I see you're off making cocktails while I am still workin' - it's 7 now and I'll will get what-for if I don't go home - so goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the redbacks bite.

3:44

I'm very new to Sudoku and only recently started attempting the online version, time is 5:25, i'm sure i could do it faster on paper, but will persevere with the mouse. Off to try medium

Hi everyone! wow you sure have been busy??? keep it clean!! and I can't jump of the closet at the moment, it's got stuff hidden on the top, under a pile of fluffy toys and blanket, shhhh don't anyone tell my kids ok!!! otherwise I'll havwe to give you all a big SmmmaaaaccccckkkkkK!!! my ribs really More...

How did you manage to teach your fish to smoke underwater in the first place? Tell me,Tell me then I could teach my turtle to smoke be a great party trick, oh! hang on we've already got a couple of them! and ones me! so say my kids. lol well off to do the other puzzles look like I've missed everyone again? what else is new???

2:58 - Have a nice day.

This one was easy...love this site.
Wemaag from Alaske - we're dressing like we're from Alaska because I think it is colder here near Chi-town than it is in Alaska ! Been freezing since end of November. Last year I didn't even have to wear a coat...now I'm wearing it inside...new house (old More...

back for a quick update on the goss! KRP ted and Mo non stop laughs!! just love reading the updates but so far behind on puzzles I still have two from yesterday and two from today to complete.

Know exactly what you mean! sometimes I just skim through some of the stuff otherwise it would take all day or night depending on where you are?? but I do go back and read it all after I've done my puzzles! actually that is probably why some don't understand what I am saying????lol. Like yesterday More...

still very warm here it's 7:43pm and about 33degrees don't know the conversion sorry forgot, I was only a tweenie when the country converted, bad memory retention concerning anything I did'nt want to know or was interested in.

Hi Cathy, I wish it was 33°C here - when I took the kids to school this morning it was minus 6!

have little daeling throwing a tantrum! so it's off to bed for her, so be back soon! while I deal with little miss grumpy??

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