Sudoku Puzzles

Republicans say the darndest things:

12."If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.—Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)

Keith and this time next week you will be out of bed getting ready to catch a train to Epping.
Anyone who will be in Sydney next week and would like to meet Keith and Lynne(and I have not already contacted) please send me a PM for details as we are having a BBQ for them on Friday 10 April.

Thank you June. I'm getting so excited ... and so is Lynne. It can't start fast enough.

Still on Keith's trip - Elsie ( Strath) and I are having lunch with Keith and Lynne at Hahndorf on 22nd if anyone else is free to join us.

Good evening all. Haven't been doing these puzzles lately, but thought I'd drop by! Without reading all the archives, I hope everyone is (reasonably) well!

Glinda...I suggest ripping up a piece of rice paper into three separate pieces and write one thought on each piece. Attach the first thought to a piece of bread with edible glue and pop it in the toaster. While it is toasting sing at the top of your voice Larrys Dance of the Cucumber (with or More...

For the second thought may I suggest you tell the piece of bread that you are going to attach a thought to it and then toast it. Ask it what setting it would be prefer and then act accordingly. As it is being toasted explain the procedure to it and tell it that it will hurt a little. The toast will More...

For the third thought may I recommend that you make an appointment to see a ‘Be Fair to Toast Slices Rights Bureau’ councillor. Explain your unusual fetish with toast and your wish not to harm any more toast. Later after a session with the councillor you will understand that bread is best eaten More...

Or you could just blindfold the bread and be done with it...

Excerpts from andré2000s book: 90 Ways to Use Bread in Five Easy Steps...

May i ask what is wrong with mushing up fresh bread into a ball (without the crust) and eating it dipped in jam?

Hey, Jane ... I LOVE "our" kayaking avatar! But do we have to ... uh ... wear bikinis? As to your Crocs avatar ... what the @#$%^&*! do you have on your feet?

Cathy ... you DO know the reason why I dump you out of the kayak all the time, don't you? You confided that you aren't a very good swimmer ... shouldn'ta oughta done that!

Kathy ... I don't do whitewater any longer! At my age, I don't relish the idea of being scraped off the bottom of a submerged rock!

Et tu, Plum? Unfortunately, you have a memory like a steel trap!

Andre (no acute available) Is that a sequel to 90 uses for a dead cat?

And for crocs lovers, Chickfeed (a peculiar Tasmanian store chain where everything's cheep)has imitation crocs at $4 a pair this week.

Yes, saylz. Mush up the fresh cat into a ball and eat it dipped in jam. Use #22.

Good morning all.
Angie - Happy 91st Birthday to your Grandmother and all the best to you and your family.
Appy - my X contribution would be my X-rated description of the aforementioned cheese grater which I am unable to use due to the damage it does to my X-rated fingers when it X-rated attacks.
André2000 - does rice paper toast well?

Jam with cat????? I thought cat went with cheddar cheese or whipped cream and raisins. Or MAYBE mint jelly.

Sometimes a bechemel sauce....filet meow.

and # 100

I sometimes get filet meow and road pizza confused.

While the cat is in a state of rigor mortis, turn it upside down and place a piece of glass on paws. Place dish of bread balls and jam (preferably fig and vegemite) on glass and go for it. Best eaten watching Desperate Housewives or America's Top Model.

Unless it's black with a white stripe down the back.

"See figure 2" ?

I've never seen a black cat with a white stripe down its back just like I've never seen a Tabby skunk. (See figure IV) I had a Caesarian.

Never seen a Polecat? Don't you have them in Tassie? Want me to send you some? They make you appreciate life without 'em.

Soup for dinner tonight.
Time to go make a nice cozy fire and watch Survivor.
It is still winter here in Oregon ... and I have to nurse my winter

Aren't you going to tell us what kind of soup, given the last several comments?

Cat-soup? Catsup?

I'll do a swap. A black and white Tasmanian Devil for a tabby Pole Cat. But I would actually prefer a pole dancer.

Persian Purée? served with Tabby tabouli?

"Oh yes, you have come to the exactly right place. We are only using the absolutely finest of the ingredients!"

I might have to borrow that comb from that Scotch (or is it Scots) guy yesterday.

Scotch is what a Scot uses the (h)wet his whistle, lad.

Catch you later. Off to have lunch at the local catering training college. Someone has to be a customer otherwise there'd be no training. Hopefully clearly recognizable food and no road kill.

In addition to the buttons which say "Send this to a friend" and "Report this comment as abusive," we should have one that says "Let me go back and correct the typo(s)." It would only be available to the person who made the post.

Some people could use it as self-censorship, instead of bothering Gath...

saylz - you do 'lunch' a lot.

The original roadkill cookbook:

http://www.buckpeterson.com/original.html

whee minus one