Sudoku Puzzles

Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub!!!!!!!

Fred how unseemly, really...

Fiona I think it is aperetif time so can't have too many or I'll be seeing More...

Was that a gas propelled Fred just sped over the top?

In honour of Fiona's birthday a different avatar

Jerry: last one with punch line:

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying More...

Good afternoon to all! Happy looking chap, but Keith, it's definitely not Ed. Maybe you could lend him some of your hair though!

Geez André, control Fred will you. Now he is wheeing over the page!

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, More...

Hmmm. Maybe a diaper for our Fred?

CG, the more you have, the more you want.

Appy: It may be illusion - but those silences seem to happen to me sometimes too. It is as if one is suffering from cyber-BO. Everyone runs a mile or more when one posts.

Fiona! Rejoice with those you love!
CG and Eve, a standing ovation for your jokes today.

Fiona! Have a glass...or two or three. Enjoy your day!

Debby's Dad!

hello eveyone, raining here, so my bike has been put away -- getting ready for a visit to see my son - who will be 21 on the 29th -- when did he grow up ?????

appy & Rayray... I thought those uncomfortable lulls only happened after I posted. Usually they last an hour or so. I was feeling unloved and unwanted.





FIONA!! Debby's Dad!
May each day following be the best of your lives.

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the head abbot More...

F U N N Y, Eve.

Wednesday over here.

Is the fellow in the photo possibly Jim from Jupiter?

FIONA!!! Have a marvelous day with your loved ones, O Puzzlemaster Extraordinaire!

Oh, Eve!

Happy birthday Fiona. I have just thrown all my little bits of paper containing ages & names of students in the bin!Arrrrgh!!!! (I'll probably retrieve them later) It is only 5.40a.m. here, the sun isn't awake yet so what makes me think I can do logic at this hour!!

FIONA
I hope I am not too late

Life After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made contact, More...

Posted a photo (in my gallery) of a sign someone emailed me.

Love it, Eve!

That trail is a little narrow for my taste, Appy!
Off to fix dinner

Wow!! Thank you for so many nice 'welcomes'! Actually, I have been sudoku-ing for many years, and have been enjoying everyone's jokes, comments, recipes, etc. for quite some time! :-) I have prayed for people's hardships & surgeries, celebrated births and birthdays, and mourned with those who More...

3:07 Very very slow.

Good Morning.

2 more sleeps until F1J1. Hopefully a quiet day today.

Welcome Sandy the Lurker!


et Bonne Anniversaire Fiona! I hope you have a fantastic day.

Hi Sandy! Glad you took the plunge!

Sandy!! You sound like a truly nice person. Glad ta have ya.

Very Happy man.... I want to go to Florida and be happy!

Fiona... big...big..big to share with all yor friends and many many happy funny lovely surprises.

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE
DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP
CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I
GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 22-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A More...

Yes, it is the real Baz.

I see where my old friend Frommy was yesterday dealing a bit of dirt on the joke situation. He's right too. The jokes should not offend, and most everybody has heard them, or at least should have unless they are living a really cloistered life.

Bloody hell, THAT was boring post from me!

maybe a little too close up for my taste.. at least he's happy

Sandy from Garden Grove, CA
d_ana321 from melb
obrien25 from Langwarrin

Fiona from France- hope it's awesome!!!!!

on a note of reflection- I wish I didn't return to More...

Baz, good to see you jump in. I agree that most of the jokes we see are old and more then likely have been posted on the site before, like today's jokes, including mine. I agree with Mo's comments (and others) that we can simply skip comments we don't want to read, but on this site we need to avoid More...

I lost track of the number of jokes I have cut and pasted today fro this site. Some really funny ones, and only one that I could not send to my strange friend Harriet. I do like her but she would be offended by the rabbit joke. I don't know why, but I am one of seven children and very little offends me.

Maybe Eve's computer's going round like Dorthea's was! Fiona, Debbie's Dad. That photo was first on way way back in the archives!

Everyones humour it different as are views and it good we all can have our say on this site. Freedom of speech.

Hello everyone. I've now read page 2 as well!! I like most of the jokes. Today I've had good laughs from Dorthea, Eve & Greg. Thanks! Missed yesterday's Easy because I always do it last & I had an unexpected visitor which was fun! But I don't think I'll read it now if it ended in some kind of argument!!! Off to do the grocery shopping..(I hate it!!!!!!!)Catch you all later!