Sudoku Puzzles

So now we drink beer.

Wow! I haven't gone "wee wee wee wee wee all the way home" in ages!

Well, I'm off to the kitchen to "rearrange" last night's dinner (aka leftovers). Ciao! (hmmm...I mean "chow"!)

2:38 Hi to all.

I'm back, took a much needed nap. Guess the busy weekend wore me out.

back home from work, my son is off to work up in Ely Minn. tomorrow, My youngest has 1 more day of school, I will have to wait until the fall until I get back on my regular schedule.

I forgot to think...

Quick hello, need to jump in the shower and head off for a 1000 appointment.

It can't be good for you. It'll show as a positive in a horse swab if you give them enough.
I was always told salt tablets reduced cramps. Not too many though.

Heidi and saylz....I bet on a horse once, and knew I was in trouble when it showed up at the starting gate in a wheelchair...

And of course, winners are randomly tested for drugs by the police after a race. The testing method is to take a urine sample. A recent winner had this note attached to his report...

"Interesting horse. According to the lab, it had a cigarette and a cup of coffee after the race."

It's the Belmont Stakes on Saturday. Rachel Alexandra will not be running so 50-1 Kentucky Derby winner, Mine That Bird will probably be favorite to be ridden by Calvin Borel who rode "Rachel" in the Preakness. Will be watching with great interest on cable Sunday morning our time. More...

Jill, congratulations, he's a keeper!

Ian, you did a funny

André, how am I supposed to get through the day without a TFTD?

A caterpillar crawls at a speed of 21cm per hour towards a vegetable patch. After eating its fill it returns, over exactly the same distance, at only 7cm per hour.
Not including the eating time, what is the caterpillar's average speed over the entire journey?

Sssshhhhhh...André is asleep but I have managed to gain access to her brain, and so I bring you

An Extracted Midnight Thought for the Night:

zzzzzzzzzzz...

(er...okay it was a small extraction).

(André's mind reading session was brought to you by bertie More...

Amazingly Saylz I have recently done an extraction from a caterpillar called Crunching Munching. Such an agreeable little thing. He was most distraught that he could not fly but, with the help of my counselling and the loan of a good book “Hope for the Flowers” by Trina Paulus, he is now soaring. More...

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Pick me, Bertie! Please, please pick me!

Why don't fishbowl castles have moats? I would like one.

Oh happy day! I'm getting find Facebook very gratifying! Just heard from a student I had twenty years ago. Darling girl is a teacher, too and says I made a "great impact" on her. Bless her! Bertie, I feel like that caterpillar you've sent out soaring!

What about me?...

Todd - for you, if you can imagine the right musical scale whilst I sing:

I'll build you a moat
with no quote
simple and round
made out of ground
filled to the brim
with a neat little trim
bubbles galore
like never before
what do you think
before I sink?

...also I am wearing a snorkle, am underwater and slightly tangled in a weed which is inedible, or so I believe, so bear with me on the slightly off beat notes I've been singing.

Please note not a snorkel but a snorkle. A snorkle is an ancient bubble blower of the lesser known goldfishesters...

Thank you for the moat, fred. It's quite stylish in a moaty way. Bowl and Tank Interior Digest has asked to come to do a full spread on it.

To watersupplies.co.uk
Please be aware that an amber bacterial contamination within your most recent supply of water here has resulted in a wizzenspread epidemic of agrabadagro-itis, which involves the symptom of profound (with high degree of alert), insomnia. As a further index of effect all our goldfish have died of dizziness from swimming too alertly fast round their bowl.

Fred the fish eats lots of seaweed
(And he's known to snorkle)
If his spoon won't hold enough feed
We're quite sure that his fork'll.

Hi, Rayray! What are you doing up this late???

Still having insomnia problems? A few laps around the moat with Fred and Todd should tire you out.

Hey folks, not coming with great news. Jill and I have had an afternoon that we want over and not to repeat.
First Jill, Precious Mickeal had a doctors appointment this afternoon, in which, he is now back in the hospital. Jill, told me what was wrong, but at the moment I cannot remember. He is More...

I think Bertie is Ben Cousins as seen by a drunk.

Please, do not think me inconsiderate of my friend's dramas of the day by not knowing more details or remembering them, but I too spent the afternoon in the emergency room. Not for myself, but hubby. He tried again to find out which was harder, his head or the asphalt. And again, he lost. He became More...

Oh Karen and Jill, do take care of yourselves! Your poor families will suffer if you collapse! Karen, please tell your hubby that the concrete bully is not to be contested. My dad and students can tell him the consequence of testing out concrete with one's head.

Oh, Shosho that darn man is determined to win. If you noticed, I used the word "again."

Karen, thank you for the updates. So sorry to hear of all the dramas. Will keep the babies (your hubby included in that) in my thoughts. Sounds like Michael might be a little jaundice.

Good afternoon all. I've only just had time this afternoon to read today's posts and was so excited to see Jill post that I went straight to her page - then I came back and read the remainder of the posts including Karen's post with all the troubles of the day.
So to Jill and family, Karen More...

Thanks for your well wishes. I believe the drama is already over, now all we have to do is fix them and keep my hubby away from concrete.

Now, I wish you good night and a better tomorrow.

2.01 Joining you in harmony CG
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Is Ian around?

Does that count Ian? A three hour post and I only popped in for a moment