Sudoku Puzzles

had I been you, I would have crept in a bit more quietly...

Are you saying you couldn't solve the problem, Fiona???? No one solved the problem??? I have been VINDICATED!!!

My job is to ask the questions, not to answer them my dear! But I do have 292 buttons!

Let's just leave my maracas out of this, shall we, Fiona!

I feel a Judy moment coming on.

Aye, yai, yai, yai - Margarita Time. Watch out for the worm.

I never ever had such a hangover as the time I had a margarita...NEVER again!

You had a hangover after just one??? What a wuss....

Yep ... the Scottish lass can't hold her likker!

ONE margarita! The golden rule being ONE margarita on top of anything else is not a good combination! You have been warned!

Or maybe Fiona's difficulties stemmed from ... "Tequila makes your clothes fall off!"

I knew I could feel the Judy moment - how's that for instinct!

Just as well I only had one then, isn't it - I'd have been thrown out of Mexico.

Fiona - if you can't handle a Margarita - try Tequila Shots. You take a lime, run it across the outside of your thumb, then dip it in salt - do your shot and suck the thumb - repeat -next shot.

yeah right Eve! I'll stick to G&Ts - much more civilised. Mo will understand.

And you know this, Eve, because????

Judy - how many shots have you managed at one standing - before dancing on the table?

Nah, do it right. Invest in a salt lick.

I want to know the answer to this!!!!

I am sooooo glad I didn't get to send my riddle answer, Fiona!
My wonderful hubby of 40 years switched to his e-mail without consulting me and I lost my riddle answer that I had been working on all afternoon. Needless to say I was WAY off. But then again, I WAS still working on it!!!

Don't need no stinkin' shots to dance on the table!

Y'all

I think the chandeliers are probably in danger here.

Shiela you couldn't have been any further from the answer than Kathy who said it was sort of around 200! Yes, vaguely, sort of.

How do I know - try the pre-game tail gate party at the Rose Bowl - it sure took the edge of the loss.

A "quickie" and I'm outta here....

Ole had a car accident.

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. "Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer?"

Ole responded, “Vell, I'll tell you vat More...

Sorry, ladies ... other than a well-timed margarita, I don't drink the hard stuff!

rubbish!

Kathy, I'd pay a small fortune to see you on all fours, hunched over a salt lick!

Oh, nice. Let the whole world know, why don't ya?
Now, I must work on the brain cramper for today....

I have a very tall salt lick.

Fiona, I don't NEED alcohol to let loose and act obnoxious!

She's loose and obnoxious all the time.

Letter to God -

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.
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Wishing everyone a lovely day!

The Lone Ranger's Last Request


The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...

"In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."
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Loved the fun poetry, Rayray!
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, Topsiders!

No one seems to be around...

It's too tempting...

I'll just sneak up...