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Hi Jaz, the space shuttle past directly of us.

Oops! past directly over us.

Do I credit a mention in the Guinness Book of Records?
I just completed an IKEA flat pack, unaided, except for 2 screwdrivers, in 34 minutes start to finish and had NO bits left over except the allan key.

Peter - I shall be there - last home game.
GO THE FORCE! The donkey as Jaz says is one "%&*# Talented Donkey", with three legs and one eye it may be able to kick a penalty better than Giteau on a woeful day...

Billy - I'll be watching on TV - I'll look out for you, so wave when the camera's pick you up.....

No perving, either.

Goooooooo the Brumbies!

Well done GannieMo - I usually have enough parts left over to build another one.

Billy, what did the donkey do with the spare blue shoe? Or did he only wear 2 and go naked on the third foot?

I am procrastinating. I should be sorting out my desk, clearing away winter clothes to make way for summer ones, hunting dust bunnies and a million other highly interesting things. But I find myself here, why is that? Is it the scintilating company? The mind stretching discussion? Or am I having a lazy day?

Mo - it depends whether you built a wastepaper basket or a house, if it's the latter, then 34 mins would be a GBofR...well done! re the donkey..the spare shoe is a phn shoe, silly...with bling, although jaz would probably have other ideas...

Peter - why else would i go to the rugby if not to perv??? I'll be sure to wave but I'll have to be careful I don't spill my semillon blanc...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy - I built a LEKSVIK.
None the wiser?
It is a wooden bench with 8 compartments beneath for shoes.
This makes removing shoes and donning slippers by the entrance a much more pleasurable experience, and hopefully will stop the trend to walk through the house in outside muddy footwear. More...

You might be interested to know that I also bought a STRIKT,in Purple, in fact I bought 2.
i used them as my warm up before the LEKSVIK

Mo - only 8 compartments? won't you need more than one LEKSVIK? or is the STRIKT the add-on to the LEKSVIK...gee, Mo, do you feel like a swede? I do, we're practically talking swedish here...

...and i'm not insinuating that we're vegetables...

eaa - I am glad you saw the shuttle this evening, I also saw it very clearly
Wishing the occupants a safe landing.

Mo - Your LEKSVIK sounds perfect for the timeout bench at the Brumbies v Force game.

Billster, I just hope the one eyed three legged Donkey has his good More...

Kathy,
Thanks for the wongerful bandage for after eating the pocket-knife starter. I have spent all day devising a way to use the bandage to cover a laceration in the stomach. What you do is use a pair of tongs pushed down the throat and then seal it firmly inplace with a knitting needle with its point beaten out flat.

Going back to the silly signs

Dieting group
will meet at 7pm

(please use LARGE DOUBLE DOORS at the side entrance)


American road sigh

CAUTION
water on road during rain

farm shop sign

Prize winning, handmade sausages.
Once tasted, ypu'll never want another.

jaz - the donkey can do both - remember, he's very talented.

on a canister of insect spray

This product was not tested on animals


Same day dry cleaning
All garments ready in 48 hours

sign on a repair shop door
We repair what your husband fixed

and my personal favourite
allergy advice on a pack on honey nut cornflakes
Warning may contain nuts

Billy, this LEKSVIK is for everyday dirty shoes such as used for dog walking, gardening etc., and to store slippers whilst you are wearing the above. Should you wear shoes of a better quality i.e. Tap dancing shoes, patent crocs, or 4 inch stilleto heeled Jimmy Choo's. These would be removed from More...

Mo - I don't know whether your above description is the saddest part or that you're actually in tune with Billy's way of thinking !

my disappeared from the previous message

2.52 Just realised I had not done the puzzle yet...and the lesson is if you haven't done it earlier...DON'T! Shocking time.
Odd shaped knife, doesn't even look that sharp!

Can I come back please

Goody. I got thrown into naughtyland for listing IKEA stock names to help Billy with her Swedish

Now I'm back - col - moi - think like Billy?

Sad isn't it Mo. But, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind - and I only mentioned it as it's not too late to take some classes, meditate, see a counsellor ...or whatever it takes to turn your life around.

I do have one saving grace, I believe. I have yet to own a pair of crocs!