Sudoku Puzzles

Tami - not all Keds socks are the supersoft ones. I'll try to find a UPC code or an exact brand for you to look for.

ooooh, I topped p. 3, too.

And that dastardly Plum has to sneek the Top. Is a dastardly plum a prune.

Not to mention that nasty comments about burned-out lightbulbs are abusive, and to report them...

After that burst of excitment, I'd better take a valium and do some work.

For a blind person, a light is only an idea, but many ideas are full of light. They reflect many thoughts and ideas without biases. People can enjoy them without worrying about the light being either on or off.

Ian - Don't forget the 37 economists it will take to determine whether a cheap incandescent is better than a more expensive green low wattage globe which has all types of contaminants in it when it also finally has to be disposed of.

Someone ought to say that the lightbulb had a good life, and it's good that we were there at the end...


How many is that?

Saylz...I hope you do know about the economist who didn't know his phone number, but he'd be happy to estimate it for you?

I so wish I could watch videos of old Carol Burnett shows. They were the best entertainment.

And, needless to say, someone has to say that none of their students can do the job, but that retirement is wonderful, now that they no longer have to deal with the little wretches that they've despised for 23 1/2 years...

Captain Glurge ought to chime in right now with the observation that he has nothing against lightbulbs, that they have a natural life, and that being angry with them is pointless and cruel...

Carol Burnett as Scarlett O'Hara coming down the stairs with the dress made out of draperies with the rod still in it. I laughed 'til I cried!

saylz - absolutely not, prunes are preserved plums, thus they cannot go bad. What I'm hearing from you may be a plum whine, or perhaps you are experiencing the plum pits, which is what's left behind when the plum peels ahead of you.

we'd need about 17 people to come up with light bulb puns like "watt's up?"

and people on 3 continents to take photo studies of lightbulbs to go behind the solved puzzles.

Back to the lightbulb.
Why would a Sudokuist need to change a light bulb? Would we even notice, since we have the light coming off our screens?

and Tim Conway as a doddering dentist trying to inject novacaine and numbing various parts of himself ...

someone would have to post a youtube about changing a light bulb

100

and there would have to be a race to change the lightbulb ...

and at least a half dozen people to congratulate the winner ...

and Karen would lead us is a happy lightbulb changing dance ...

and the light changing wouldn't be complete without a page and a half of reminiscing about lightbulb changing experiences we've had in the past ...

And everyone knows you can't change a lightbulb without a wiener stick...

or a discussion group...

and someone would bring up the topic of other ways of illumination, such as kerosene lamps and candles and camp fires ...

and Glinda from the Moon would mention something humorous and clever which would inspire andre to post a thought for the day, and then there would be a discussion about how much of a glow fairy dust gives off and whether or not wearing socks or clothing affects illumination.

then rayray will post a poem about illumination, which may or may not actually mention light bulbs ...

and CG will post something funny that will set Judy and Kathy off about scandalous things to do with a lightbulb ... which will greatly amuse DanM and HalT ...

Sue will find a bronze sculpture of a lightbulb to take a photo of and Jerry will want a picture of himself touching the lightbulb sculpture...

GannieMo will install night lighting in her garden and mention chocolate truffles eaten by the rosebushes in the moonlight.

Fiona will ask that answers go to her 100 watt mailbox ...

And a few will wait until the kichen is remodeled...


somewhere in 2013...

Jill will post an off-topic forum topic that asks people to guess what the wattage of the old light bulb was, what day it burned out, and what the sex and wattage of the new lightbulb will be ...

Plum
You certainly have gone a long way to topping page 4 as well.

shosho will mention that her happiest times teaching are when lightbulbs go off ...

Jane will have a lightbulb party on her page ...

Wadgy will tell us there are no light bulbs in the pyramids.

Kathy will say the sun always shines in Florida so they don't need light bulbs

And there will be a complaint, repeated thirty-five times, that the bulb cannot be changed because it is in that room we will not name...