Sudoku Puzzles

no mo' merkins!

Ah Mo grabs the honours of flipping the page. I am also not Edward the Confessor, Teddy the Contortionist or Barry the Dribbler. I am simply Kind Red Pen; king of all that is good, wholesome and just plain silly. My lands stretch far and wide to the Wallypot Mountains in the west and across the DippyWippy ocean.

Have some royal tasks to take care of and must break for lunch. A sumptuous feast of roast swan fit for a King. Toodle-doo.

The great fall of Edward III was that he dallied with we Norman maidens and his health suffered in the end (er make that his health suffered as a result). He was/is a great womaniser although there is no proof that he actually does/did anything other than flirt.

maine coon is a type of cat... obviously a satin-furred cat from all the descriptors floating around today!

Flirting is a deadly sin, Normanette as mentioned in the scriptures 'God says flirting will led to squirting'.

3.06 oh bum missed by that much.
still trying to catch up on yesterday and you lot post another 200 plus entries by lunch time.
very funny KRP Chrissy Col Mo. lol lots.
happy birthday Jim from Tyabb may you have many more.
Cathy can understand your plight I hate shoppping too and especially when it is hot and horrible. You also sound a little less stressed hope things are sorting out.

hello a-one pleased to see you back on deck and Merry Christmas to you and your family. may it be a happy and loving experience for you all.
hope young sharkey has not taken too many bites out of your arms or legs.

This kitty isn't so menacing as the dog yesterday. I'm slow but addicted! Merry merry everybody.

There once was a king of the land
of mountains, the grass and sand
His name stays unknown
Though guesses are thrown
He's too chatty to be just one man

Of course he's two men - KRP's day job is Robin Williams.

Rushed in
read about a third of the comments
laughed (only out loud once)
now must go and do some work
May pop back in later...something to chew on while I am gone--> I got a new job today!!!!!

Good for you Amber. You couldn't stay a lady-in-waiting forever. What type of employ have you gained? Something comensurate with your credentials I hope.
I am not related to Robin Williams the Conqueror. He was one Norman not called Norman. A disgrace! And I am of one and one only being.

Shoe model?

I need a really good joke or some really good news.

:06 away from your B** wouldn't be too bad!!

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert , are in California. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looks him over, More...

'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looks up and says, ' Bert , what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.' Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope', she replies. IT'S HANGING DOWN More...

thank you!

3:57...

You could parctice underwater, MO.
Lucky he didn't get a new tattoo on his back, now that would've been interesting.

practise, practise, practise, ad nauseum
(not a new punk anthem, either)

Yes am getting sloopy in my spieling and dikshon without the queen to whip me into line. I fear I am abandoned Mo. Not a word in days, doesn't call, no card, no flowers. Not even a quick corrective snap. What's a king to do? I wonder should I strike out and boldly seek another?? Have I got time before the xmas break?

Just found the site. Lots of fun. Was happy to see the kitty.

As a king, it's your duty to either show great fortitude or pine away - but a king can never compromise.

If it's any consolation, I miss her, too.

You are right Mo. No go woe. Go dodo. Thanks for the consolation prize but I fear that if I do not have news of her soon I shall put myself in the drawer for another much lesser prize. Currently I am in the wardrobe as the drawer is occupied. I am just hanging around.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes, and may you all have a very merry christmas and a happy and prosperous new year.

Something's odd (I meant besides me :))....I'm coming into this site now and reading all the comments FIRST then eventually going back to do the puzzle....does this seem strange to anyone else?

You are only hanging around for the booby prize?

Sacre bleu. Why are we all called Norman? Are we not all Normans? Remember: a Norman is just a deranged Roman with more ars.

Can I see the booby prize Mo? It's not one of those seabirds is it?

Of course you can see the booby prize, at my home any time - I married it.

Didnt time myself - need to do so next time onwards. Cheers

Mo, KRP, thank you--sadly no, though shoe model was my first choice its hard to get up here since we all have salt stained shoes. I will be working for the largest classic car/boat insurance provider in the US...super nice people, pay, benefits, and will be working at a normal time instead of in More...

(oh yeah, weekends and holidays OFF--haven't had that since graduated high school--this is the seventh year running I am working on Christmas day--never again!)

KRP!!! (You aren't my Scooby right?!?!--wait no, wrong continent)

yes mo?

(this thing's going a bit fast for me...)
Good for you, having a normal life for a change - especially with so much less a** kissing!