Sudoku Puzzles

Ha Ha! Commoner Judy - you don't think Your Royal Highness would give that kind of information away to her peasants that are not members of her kingdom!

That kind of information I keep to meself!!
nudge nudge

On a warm summer day the odour of cow pie is sweet to thy nose, though its putrifaction within a banquet hall may spoil a royal chef's design. Cleansing by a camomile croquet lawn underfoot will fill the air with comely aroma that shall please the most courtly and refined.

2:15 Good Morrow fair maids and virtuous lads

Ah, ca'mon,Queenie. There is no WAY you could handle all of the knights! Or could you ...

One will never know!!!

Good Queen Anne, perhaps thou shouldst commission yon noble Rayray the Dragonslayer to keep the commoners at bay. Forsooth, Sir Gregory of Canuk doest sleep in yon knights quarters, whilst commoner Judith slyly creepeth up. BEGONE, wench, lest ("least" as we say in the US) Sir Rayray run you through with his savage dagger! A hex (or vex, whatever) on you!

Oh do not decry the humble cow for its but natural inclination; for horse dump too; though from a creature of the knight; be unfit for the royal palate; yet even it may bear the seal of stewed dumpling preferred as the banquet of the English rose as the acme of gainly and pleasurabel perfume for the enjoyment of all the highest station.

Joust kidding, Judy!

Or just jesting!

jest jousting?

Get the gist?

Ah...such common behavior we can expect from those who live in the mountainous areas for too long...gloating over their environment....and my Queen...she also forgets that you have my Ladyship at your side if help is needed in taming those who are made available to satiate the Royal needs and wants....

Methinks you mean Joust jesting!
Oh, where are my maids when I need them. There is work to be done whilst I while away my time on such important matters of state.

Lady Jane, wouldst thou too not be bold and fearless, to slay a dreaded dragon?. So; don thy heavy firefighting smock of mail; take thy rolling pin of hardened iron; and, asbestas you can, turn the monsters head to burn its own evilly-created droppings and to cremate its green and slithey tail.

(In other words, the dishes need doing and the washing needs hanging out.)
Oh, dear, such is the life of a commoner.
Get to it, my maid.

Maids? Oh dear, I'll pretend I didn't hear that. What would King Gath say if he knew the Queen of Sudokuland was ......."that" way. And all this time, we thought you lusted after the knights! Oh, Mamacita, what hath Gath wrought???

Thanks for the explanation, ANNE. It sounded like bonking the Knights was an "important matter of state!"

Don't worry your little self, Jane ... I still have my wienie stick ... "Walk softly, and carry a sharp stick."

Sir Rayray, you do have a way with words. Let me don the mail and burn the tail! AVAST YE BLOWHARDS! (Oops, that was yesterday)

Oooh, royalty! Queen Anne, Sir CG, and Lady Rola! Can I be a princess? Can I, can I, pleeeeaaase!

For 'tis true we need expunge from this glorious realm of all such evil beasts to make for better livelihood and to walk or ride secure a-night. So it is, my good arms bear my keenly sharpened blade to never rest content while such fiery creatures haunt within the limits of the four corners of this most blessed realm of our great and good King Gath

Oh how happy I am that I am indeed a Lady.... Commoner Judy, you have been issued a decree by our Queen...'get busy'!....Oh such fun there is in our jesting Jane...you can don your dragon-slaying clothing and say 'puff'...the magic will then dispose of the dragon...no? Or are you just going to puff the magic dragon...if you get my gist?

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Happy Anniversary, Sandra and Hubby! Hope still many more years of marital bliss to come.

Pass it around, Mamacita ...

Uh, RAYRAY ... does that mean that your gonna stab someone? Cool!

In my teens, I was a debutante. Had to learn how to curtsy without falling on my face. Think I can still do it! Just not on stilletos!

Why - Shosho - doth thou ask such question; when by nature and by royal command thou art indeed the fairest princess in this blessed realm? Thou needst to look within the mirror on thy castle wall, as shall ever voice the truth thou art the fairest in the land; whilst vies in prizes our good Queen Anne.

Judy...check my smoke as you do your chores...you will be very happy.

Whoa, Judy, get out your wiener stick. Bet you could joust with that! Watch it, Rayray, she's pretty quick with it!

Oh Rayray, my dear knight in shining armor! I shall cherish each pearl that drippeth (is that a word?) from thine lips.

Hope you approve of the garden work Queen Anne , while all your subjects have been paying attention to you, Lady Rola has been gardening..
and as for Sir Greg - in your dreams !!!

Oh, Lady Mamacita, you got here just in time to straighten things out like you always do. The court jester is jousting, the jouster is listing, Lester is listening and all the Misters and missing (probably at Judy's pad). Please show Shosho the ropes (velvet, of course) and crown her. Actually, you don't have to crown her. She just got back from the dentist, so I think he already did it.

Lady Mamacita, I envision you like Glinda in The Wizard of Oz. Floating down in a bright bubble with a white bejeweled dress, the skirt hem fluttering in the wind.

I mean not to deny the virtues of all the comely maidens who frequent this royal court; for were they not supreme they could never gain entrance to grace these royal corridors

Dear Sir Rayray, how I wish you were an American citizen so we could elect you president!

But the last dragon I beheaded hath left me with profound and painful ague in my spine; such that now I needst to lie abed to sooth a weary and embattled body for to face the sun light of tomorrow's expectant and demanding dawn.

Queen Anne, tis time for some of your loyal subjects to take their leave, please count me in that number...Sleep is calling and I must submit to its beckoning pull..Good night/day one and all. May peace find you!

Fare thee well, Sir Rayray.

Night Night
Sleep Tight
Don't let the bedbugs bite

Oh, Lady Jane, got the crown (the dentist put in a procelain covered one) but a delicate tiara will do even better!