Sudoku Puzzles

Can't I have a leisurely lunch while pondering?
You want me to bolt my food while madly typing answers? I think not.
Tummy full. Answers sent. Life is good.

Oh, and
WHEEEEE!

Good afternoon to all! You don't see many rain chains around Ottawa, but there is a very decorative one on a Japanese Sushi restaurant quite close to where I live.

I was laughing with Fiona's riddle yesterday, and I also have sent an answer for today's offering.

A man who went to see the doctor had a long history of migrane headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migranes and still no improvement.
"Listen," says the doc. "I have More...

I think you were the only one laughing yesterday CG - and you can continue with today's offering!

Now stop laughing Greg and repeat at least ten times "M-I-G-R-A-I-N-E".

I didn't realize you were Spellmaster in disguise Fiona.

Well, I said migraine ten times, and now I have a headache.

Pass the paracetamol, Kathy; a doctor once told me that if aspirin were invented today it would never be allowed on the market.

Everybody know what a "Space Bag" is? You put large fluffy items (comforters, pillows, etc.) in them and suck out the air with a vacuum. They squish flat. Great for storage.
Please note:
Keep your battery operated drill well away from said "Space Bag". While putting up More...

Idiot. I mean, what if it was hubby who'd been where the space bag was...

What surgery does a Vampire perform?
... Fly by night operations!

He was there. "Idiot" was not the word he used.....

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
...He felt it in his bones!

But, boy! Can he step lively when the need "arises"!

Inept bovine comes to mind.

Why do mummies make good employees?
...They get wrapped up in their work!

Goblin you are doing really well with all these jokes and we're still three days from Hallowe'en. What are you going to do afterwards? Please, please, please don't start the Xmas ones just yet...

In the States we would pass the acetaminophen, Fiona.

Yes I know Kathy, but I didn't know how to spell that one. Humble? Yes, I know.

When you click the 'off' switch, wouldn't you expect the dumb thing to actually BE off??? I didn't click the "give it a couple more turns and ruin my space bag" switch!!

I have a new bag for the bedding. Off to do the sucky thing!
*The drill has gone to its home in the garage. I think I'm safe....

3.05

Back ... AWAY ... from the power tools, Kathy ...

Men design and make these things, Kathy, to resemble how they would like to be.

Just take the leaf blower - the perfect example.

How do skeletons call their friends?
... On the Tele-Bone!

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your More...

Cathy:
Like you, I also have a dismal view - from my kitchen window. All I see is motorbike staring down at me. When it is looking the other way, its exhaust is facing me - poo!
I did not have the exiting day start that Ian enjoyed. I am quite pleased it is dark again.
I am thinking of More...

Colo Jim:
Go home to pee !!!
Insufficient time - need to quickly find some discrete place - difficult in a sanitised city environment where all the public toilets are locked up because of vandalism !! They then become public inconveniences.

CG: I really liked the 'pumpkin pi' quip. One of the best yet

John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny More...

I LOVE the senior trick-or-treating, Jim!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

....A bite in shining armor.

CG, "Pumpkin Pi"
Of course, I'm an engineer, who once considered analytical geometry problems to be "recreational"

1:54! One of my quicke times ever. What exactly is a "Rain Chain?"

"Quickest"