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4 new pictures in my gallery in answer to the ones Vici put up yesterday.

THATS A NICE PICTURE ......HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD!

Good afternoon to all! I like today's photo!

To make up for all the female dumb blonde jokes that I've posted in the past.....

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he More...

No official word from Jill yet? She must have gone out dancing to celebrate!

Judy, I missed seeing your dig about the 'piece of tail' that you posted yesterday. I just wanted to let you know that you are still on the list, but I have quite a way to go before I get to your name!

Colo Jim - 73% of my favorite statistics are fictitious , and 92% of these are made up by drunks.

Question: If you were stranded on a desert island with a single electrical outlet (work with me here), what single household appliance or tool (other than a communication device!) would you take with you, and why?

Or, really, would you want to have with you as opposed to take with you.

A wife?

Glinda, I would like to have a radio transmitter with me so I could call out for pizza delivery!

A refrigerator freezer to keep the ice coming for the cool relaxing island drinks, of course!
That's assuming you were stranded with a boatload of rum & mixers!

Eri - I fully agree with your comments today & have gained insight from many other people's observations, too. I don't want to even attempt to name names as there have been so many contributors to the discussions. It seems to me that maybe the biggest factor involved in participation here is More...

Plum - I had always heard that 92.7582% of all statistics were made up...

Morning all!
Eve - I would definitely use a competitor to fix the sidewalk - dirty tactics!

First puzzle I've been able to do all week - life getting in the way. Off to do some more....

How about one of those neat table top ovens that Mo likes so much? Gotta be able to cook that fish!

Eve, they sure wouldn't be getting my business!
Wonder if they get a kick-back from the city?

Colo Jim: It is true that 92.7582% of statistics are made up, usually on the spot. And the other half aren't too reliable, either.

Blond guy comes home early, finds his wife n-e-double k-bygod e-d on the bed and hears a funny noise in her closet. Throwing the closet door open to reveal a nekked man he asks, 'what are you doing in my wife's closet?'
The nekked man says, 'everybody has to be someplace.'

For those who More...

Eve, thank you for leaving the U tube up. "Because" was sung at my wedding in 1964. It was my husband's idea. I have not heard it sung many, if any, times since. I think it a very apropo wedding song.
Also, anxiously awaiting news from Jill.

Colo Jim:
Ben Franklin wouldn't have known a bacteria if one crawled up and bit him on the leg!

And remember: alcohol = yeast poop.

/Lone

This is what i love about this site. I can learn SO much here. Colo Jim and Eve. Oh, and Ian, too.

SELF-STYLED TELEPATHISTS

"I can read you like a book:
I glimpse through opaque mists:
I summarise another with just one look",
say the self-styled telepathists.

Yet these clever folk are often wrong:
they only read themselves.
Their psychic powers; weak not More...

Plum:
If 73% of your favorite stats are fictitious, then wouldn't 146% of those be conceived by drunks?
Ian:
Your stats text is more refined than mine, which says that 92.758% of stats are made up (mostly on the spot). The way science advances !!

And, lonewolf; E.Coli bites the colon; not the leg.
Poor Colo Jim.

2:30 mAen! That's probably the only photo with that title anywhere in the world :)

I think that's a safe bet, Dan!

Please forgive me for suggesting a party and then disappearing but I have been in bed most of the afternoon and evening with a very bad bout of vertigo. I am on my way back there now having taken some more medication. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

They see what they want to see, Ray!

Feel better, Mo

Ray, you have outdone yourself in the last few days with your poetic offerings. I've enjoyed these thoughtful musings. Thanks, and I hope your back pains ease up quickly.

It has taken me a while to read everything from the last two days of mega posting. Seems like when I have a few minutes everyone else is gone.
Oh well having a beautiful busy weekend here, I know it is only Friday in the U.S. Daughter and SIL are up for the weekend, they are installing the wood More...

Only feed them if they work, Sue!
Big rolling through. I need to turn off the computer...

I made a comment about soccer yesterday, and it's gone! I wonder why? It wasn't abusive, may have been a little provocative, but no more than saying that all Man U supporters are gay!

Baz, I never saw the comment, but I think most of the people who post on this site are also gay... as in carefree and happy. So are all Man U supporters really gay?

They weren't at the time, they were getting belted by Italian Police

(Stop me if you've heard this before....)

THREE BLONDE APPLICANTS

Three blondes were all applying for the last available female position on the California Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, 'So y'all want to be cops, More...

I am assuming it is politically correct (i.e., acceptable) for a blonde to post a blonde joke.

Oh dear! The jokes are so good today that they make me laugh - and, with my back as it is, that is very painful!