Sudoku Puzzles

Jim...one does not dry out during the Month of May. Three birthdays and Mothers day thrown in there also.
Its Party Month here at Foxhaven Resort!

Hey ! good to hear you faired well,feel any older?

to all for your amazing wishes and greetings.
As you can all gather I had a wonderful day/evening/night.

nup, not one little bit.

Fiona - CG's looks good, except I don't see the 2 brother & 2 sister (unless as in-laws), I do see 2 uncles & 2 aunts.

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday, he said 'Have you ever shoed a horse?'
I said 'No, but I've told a donkey to f @ rck off.'

How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?

What's long and hard and makes women groan?
An Ironing Board.

I More...

What does CG have that looks good?

Judy - your husband deserves a medal of the highest order.

Riddle (jeb From ks) - No one has offered a guess yet:

One morning, a citizen left an item on the village green. A small group of people gathered and wondered about it and why someone would leave it just there. They moved on giving it no more thought. The day progressed and it went More...

Peter - CG's answer to Fiona's riddle - why, what did you expcect?

Angie - congratualtions on finishing the tutu - how did the pins work?

Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or More...

As does your wife, dear Peter!

Judy - the results from the vet - shows she is in very good health for 13 1/2 - however she has a urinary infection - that I am now giving her anti-biotics for. Still is clingy as before. I'm totally insane now after 5 days of this.

Angie- I'm SO glad you're feeling well.....no really! Ummmm how much of the tutu (tutututu) did YOU actually finish and how much did the SOS to your sister achieve?

Darling emily - good luck for tonight, I hope it all comes (or stays) together for you.

Stella Kara and
Happy Anniversary Shiela and David
Hope you all have wongerful days.

CynB, Nope, I just want to know the answer

Jeb's riddle - An abandoned puppy?

Thought of that, From, but no-one would walk away and leave it. Would they?
Hubby and I still working on it, Mary.

Thought of a car, a chair, a book and eliminated them. What else? Do you know Eve?

Never realised there was so much chat happening 'back here'! LOL

Eve, loved the grandmother one but the one about the un-noticed item on the village green has me puzzled.

Hey From Cyn, what about a crystal ball?

QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION FROM A SENIOR CITZ FORUM:

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy More...

Jeb, a book?

CynB - I have no idea of the answer for Jeb's riddle.

The Kentucky Derby had a tragic end today with the second place horse (a filly) breaking two ankels immediately after the race. Big Brown won the Derby by 5 links and the filly "Eight Belles" was about 5 links ahead of the rest of the pack.

Hello Shosho - love your new avatar.

Off to bed - hope that my clingly dog won't go climbing all over me again tonight. all.

Shosho - a book is the only thing I have come up with that remotely fits in. It fires up the imagination of those who bother to read it - BUT would an elderly person in the fading light of evening be able to read it.
Broni - crystal ball - I don't know?
I printed it up and keep going back to it and feel I SHOULD get it but .............

Night Eve, what happened to the filly? Did they have to put it down, I suppose?

Seeing as we are into riddles, here's one...

Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my fathers son.

Who is he referring to?

I hate it when they have to put down horses...

The English invented it, The Americans improved it and the Aussies perfected it.....What?

After the discussion the other day on Zed and the other side of the Pacific's, Zee, I came up with a few word differences that I know of.

Add to the list and see what we get...

Ours More...

WHY I AM NOT MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong More...

I think I'm talking to myself here!!!!!!

....and I think I'm reading by myself!!!!!

Peter:

Rubbish/Trash

Peter -
1st riddle - 'that man' is his own son.
2nd riddle - beer - (my hubby's answer) - all Aussie men would agree?

TOP 8 MORONS OF 2007

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter
after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.
He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter
who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE More...

, just home from Ballet Comps, unfortunately Emily didn't place, she performed just beautifully, as always, and I'm a very proud mum.

As for the Tutu, it held together, and no saftey pins where required. LOL

JEB: The interesting thing about your post/riddle is that the answer could be almost anything that stirs one's imagination. I'd like to guess it is a single old shoe, that may have been many places, that might go other places if its owner returns and that might have a thousand stories to tell if it could talk. You can use you imagination for anything.

Ga'-rage...... service station

Tyre. . . . .tire

avro . . . . afternoon

Tea. . . . . dinner

Petrol . . . gas or gasoline

natural Gas is gas, others are propane or butane



I know there are more, Peter, all that come to mind at the moment

We are seperated by a common language!