Sudoku Puzzles

Now I'll WHEEEEEE!!!!!

I have again joined the ranks of the unemployed. It was my choice to give notice after the general harrassment that was going around the store landed on my doorstep.

The Lie Detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie More...

Monica

Emily

CeeCee

A woman takes a lover home during the day while
her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little More...

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'

A few More...

1.38 1-9 (pb) At least that's not a case of 'Kid, get off by back'!

Have been peeking in on and off between the many phone calls etc I need to make today. I am overwhelmed by the love shown me here - thank you for all the lovely messages.

Another thank you coming from my neice who asks that I extend her appreciation for all who have been kind enough to send birthday wishes....I can only add my thanks to all for your continued outpouring of love and support in all matters of the heart.

To Monica and Emily
to CeeCee
Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Well.....what a day!. I had to be at work early for an important meeting and they were 20 minutes late! This then set my next meeting running late. When I came out of my meeting, I received a message to return a call to my huntsman (that's husband for those who don't know)........so I More...

so.................I have just spent the past few hours in our local emergency dept having my child pumped full of steroids and antihistimines..... He's fine now.........all good.........but we have to be careful for next time.

Col; Men--what do we do with them? What do we do without them? My dear husband came rushing to the emergency room this afternoon when he learned (from my son who was with me & had been told not to call him yet) that I was there--sent from the doctor's office for being nonresponsive. Yep. More...

Mother n chile nice ........have a great day people

Monica , Emily & CeeCee

OH MY Col,thank goodness he's going to be ok,but it sounds like you better jump on huntsmen with all fours(meaning pin him to the ground and make him understand he did a BAD thing!)
Hope tomorrow goes better Col!

PS missed Bday...

Carita

Angie...this is for you!
Start word: FOOT
Angie - boot
Angie -bout
Angie - boat
Angie - coat
Angie - coal
Eve - foal
CP - fool
Candy - moot
Shiela - soot
Candy - loot
Shiela - loft
Stella - lift
Eve - sift
Kathy - rift
Jane - raft
Shiela - More...

Wow Col. What a hectic day for you. Tell you boy I'm thinking of him, and next time to eat the peaches and nectarines instead. As for the huntsman, I guess he was kinda trying to do the right thing and look after everything himself, but really, doesn't he understand that mums just have to know More...

Angie...this is for you!
Start word: FOOT
Angie - boot
Angie -bout
Angie - boat
Angie - coat
Angie - coal
Eve - foal
CP - fool
Candy - moot
Shiela - soot
Candy - loot
Shiela - loft
Stella - lift
Eve - sift
Kathy - rift
Jane - raft
Shiela - More...

Broni.. when you check the messages.

All the best wishes for a quick recovery. Thinking of you.

I am back but not for long on bil laptop while he is here

Angie...this is for you!
Start word: FOOT
Angie - boot
Angie -bout
Angie - boat
Angie - coat
Angie - coal
Eve - foal
CP - fool
Candy - moot
Shiela - soot
Candy - loot
Shiela - loft
Stella - lift
Eve - sift
Kathy - rift
Jane - raft
Shiela - More...

Hello Broni!!!!!
Welcome back!

Hope someone else is around while you're here.

CP and Kate, my condolences to you both

Hi Cyn, won't be around for long.

Thanks to all for your good wishes, I am slowly on the improve and should be out of hospitial by Sunday I hope!

Angry Ant
I left you a private message in your in box if you have time to catch up with it

Are you still there Broni

Best Wishes to all those that have had birthdays and anniversary's that I have missed. And welcome to all our new memebers

WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
> There is a new study about women and how they feel
> about their asses, the results were pretty
> interesting:
>
> 30% of women think their ass is too fat............
>
> 10% of women think their ass is too skinny......
> More...

You had better hurry up and get better Broni.. Too many illnesses around making us worry.
Get well girl. All my best wishes and a big hug.

Broni, 10 min for dinner then I can chat. Hopefully u can too. : )

Sorry mate, time is running out may be around tomorrow not sure, left a message on SA4

A drunk was proudly showing new apartment to
> a couple of his friends late one night. He led the
> way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong
> and a mallet.
>
> "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests
> asked. "It's not a gong. More...

A puzzle for the Gathematically minded.

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

The third number plus the fourth number equals fourteen.
The fifth number is two less than the More...

Quick chat for Broni

Mary.,, you still there

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex
shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support. Stuttering, she asks the sales clerk: `Dddooo More...