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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
around his "privates." Worried that More...

"pome mope" Jane??????????????? What on earth is that???

Well, I see Fiona is giving me a day off. On to you, math people!
The kitchen is calling.....
Bye

If you've never seen an apple grapple, odds are you've never seen a pome mope either.

Now, orange you sorry you asked, Fiona?

overcast day here, most of the patients in the hospital were very drowsy today - not to much get up and go... got off work early, came home and just got in my routine of fixing dinner, didn't notice we ate about an hour early until I just now sat down and saw the time

mymare - my husband would probably faint if I ever put dinner on the table before 7. For our entire married life (or at least as far back as I can remember) our dinners have always been timed to coincide with Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy! Talk about being in a rut! (Naturally, this is only when it's just the two of us. We haven't subjected any dinner guests to our foibles........Yet! hehehe)

Speaking of 7, it's just about time to get dinner out of the oven. CU l8er, peeps!

Well Jim, I may look like a "hick from the sticks", but I knew there was a reason not to drink from the crick...

Great jokes today,

Thanks for the laughs everyone! :D

oh how exciting ---- my AARP card just arrived in the mail -- mmm, I think I can get in a State Park for a decount, anyone has this card ??? Mary oh how time flies....

maybe discount early dinner plans too...here I come world -- early diner --

oh great, watching TV, the mentalist is on, the character MaryBeth just got shot and is dead -- guess what my formal name is.....

could someone please pass me some candy or maybe a dring may be better.

You can get a discount on a defibrillator, too.

oooooh, #100

mymare take your pick...

Maybe even some

Me? Time for a poor mans "Canadian Screw" (Canadian Whiskey & Sunny Delight)

A woman scorned Mymare. Hypmotism(I know I really messed that word up) is really neat stuff.

to you,
to you,
dear Dorthea!
to you!
May your special day be wonderful with a and lots of !

What a pleasurable read today! Laughed in explosive guffaws!
Had a delightful talk with my niece just now. I appear to be her confidant and adviser. Wish I had the same relationship with my sons but my hubby has the advantage of being male. There are times I wished I had a daughter and my niece fills the bill for me.

I'm out of Canadian. Make that a "Sunny Screw". (Screwdriver with Sunny Delight)

In my world it's been a long day. Night, Y'all...

Good night worldly people.

Just at the bottom of page 1 but Jerry's older adult exercise has me giggling!

Okay, I've read page 2 now -

With all the "bikie wars" raging around the country I was a bit perturbed to find myself being followed by hundreds of bikies on Saturday. I was coming home from my mothers when they seemed to suddenly appear in my rear vision mirror. They were being given a police escort (flashing lights etc). Luckily my turn off came up and I left them to it.

Did you know that Eagles mate for life?

Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he More...

2.11 Onya Dad. Who cares how silly you look anyway?!

Time for bed - goodnight!

HELLO

Hello nirmal, just missed you in the chatroom today.

1:55, hi all.

119? or 1+19=20 or 11x9=99 so that would make the next one...