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 Good morning all! |  |
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 A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her 'What happened?'She answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.''Oh Dear!' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But what happened to your other ear?''The son of a bit** called back.' |  |
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 An oldie but a goodie!!!!A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: |  |
 ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? |  |
 to JOE B from ONTARIO (I was a bit premature before, forgetting you wouldn't be online yet)HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUHAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JOEHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUHip Hip Hooray!!!! |  |
 It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!'' |  |
 The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!'' |  |
 A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. |  |
 So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, 'What are you doing?' The first blonde told her how the repairman had More... |  |
 A man complains, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'That's the Tom Jones Syndrome,' explains the doc.'Is it common?' asks the man.'It's Not Unusual,' says the doc. |  |
 1:32 very easy one today |  |
 Deb and Chantelle - keep the jokes coming - you are keeping my office amused daily! |  |
 5:04 Good morning. Waiting for the snow to fall! Hope it won't interfere with the kids' basketball games. |  |
 1:57 just made it under the 2 min mark |  |
 Maen to all..... |  |
 Been doing these a while, thought I'd finally post. |  |
 Another oldie but goodie!Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind frombirth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. |  |
 Snow?? Haven't seen snow in England for a while!! Only time I get to see it is when I go skiing in Austria. Hope the kids get to their basketball games. |  |
 'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, sinceI'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.'It's quite ok,' replied the snake. 'Actually, my story is as yours. |  |
 4:00A very early Good Maen, all!Catching up on the archives. Lisa(T): Baby Liam has my birthday, too! I used to think Oct 18 was too close to Christmas when I was a youngster, then I married a guy whose bday is 11/26, and our son was born 12/9! Time flies--this gruff is going to take his driving test 2/22. Look out, world! |  |
 I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell youwhat, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so atleast you'll have that going for you.' |  |
 'Oh, that would be wonderful' replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, 'Well, you're covered with soft fur, you havereally long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail.I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit.' |  |
 Oh, thank you, thank you,' cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.The bunny suggested to the snake, 'Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me.' So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, ' |  |
 'Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must beeither a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in senior management.' |  |
 two dyslexics walk into a bra... |  |
 Good mAen to all 2.30 |  |
 2.41 a personal best |  |
 03:05 Good Maen everyone! mmmm not sure about that picture today, maybe Indonesia? QFTD: When it hurts to look back and your scared to look ahead you can look beside you and your friend will be there. |  |
 3:27 just like riding a bike. What's with the 'jokes' on Hard & Difficult? I thought that was sacred territory!! jh wont be happy.Good morning ALL.XOXO |  |
 to BEEHIVE - Hello Greg, are you back from your diving trip to Exmouth yet. Hope the weather has been good to you as it has been down here the past few days. A real touch of summer. Regards, Anne |  |
 Good maeN all, 3:58. Well done Maggie! |  |
 GMaen 3:54. Not bad for me.Like Liz in PA, I'm waiting for the snow...Pretty flowers. Not time for my gardens just yet. |  |
 Congratulations Mâ™¥ggie, well done :)Nice quote Jaz. Good morning everyone |  |
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 LOL Ted :) We don't see much of jh anymore:( |  |
 Used to take me 30:++ now down to 7 I think it is the wonderful jokes that is helping. It is definately reving up our immune systems Thanks to all who contribute. |  |
 4:05. Full disclosure--had to use check moves once. On easy. oh my. |  |

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