Sudoku Puzzles

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy,the police officer,stops them and tells them,"It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro.Quattro means four."
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile,"the driver More...

Mick was in court for a double murder.The judge said,"You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out,"You b@$tard!"
The judge continued,"You are also charged with beating her lover to death with a More...

Thanks Eric! I was trying to remember the words to the Route 66 song all morning while working in my yard. Now I'm going to go on my annual search in the woods for my favorite early spring wildflower, hepaticas... if it doesn't rain.

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day,stands very close to her,draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this,she can't stand it any longer and goes to her supervisor to file a sexual harassment complaint.She tells her supervisor what the More...

Gail, you were right, it was my d2...

Rose, great news about VB!

If you are worried about her eating, and she likes to feed herself, there's always big sheets of plastic for under the high chair!

We had a wonderful husky who would position herself next to the high chair at meal time. Not a morsel hit the floor!

Hello everybody, I was outside enjoying the beautiful day we are having but I am back now to work on my Sudoku. Catch you later.

Angie, saw your post about how hectic this month will be - including 4 birthdays - and thought of you when I read a news story about a woman who gave birth to quads, ON her own birthday! So they will have 5 birthdays on the same day, only a month after Xmas!

Sudokuland, think I will skip breakfast!

A REALLY slow day!!

Not wrong Jamie, does your Basset want to play with my Basset?

Good maen all-- though later than usual today-- had a couple of appointments this morning so up and out the door before any sudoku-- a rainy dreary day here in Chicagoland-- though it is in the low 60's so I can't really complain since I can comfortably leave the house without a jacket -- hopefully we will see some sun tomorrow

wow CSL, I usually do the puzzles before I post but after I read the comments already posted.
BUT
they are 3 of the best jokes from Darwen Jim to start the day.

1.45 oh no, think I will give food a miss today

bug
enjoy your birthday

just uploaded 3 pics I took last night of Ethan on big sister Taylahs knee for one of her special cuddles

anyone else having trouble with the size of the puzzle and the settings changing every time they post?

Not I, Rosemary. Broni, Molly LOVES to play - she doesn't look like your typical basset hound because she is used to playing with our springer spaniel! She is slim, trim, and fast.

oh goodness look at that 4 in a row

Rosemary, those blue eyes already look devastating.

Great new photos Rosemary

Bug - enjoy you special day

Rose - that's good news about VB's tests.

Darwen Jim - 3 hilarious jokes!

1.42 - Not eating there!!!!

2:16 Good Morning everyone.

Now that's recycling!

bug!

I have updated my YouTube.

"I was only 19" - Redgum

Anzac Day - 25th April - Lest we forget.

Very nice pictures, Rosemary. There were some of the christening that I had not seen. Very nice also. Thanks for sharing!

Arti was a small time hit man who was so broke that he was prepared to do anything for a dollar.

So he took the up contract to take out a target. The Mob supplied the details of the person and off Arti went. He found his target at the supermarket and did the business by strangling him. More...

Ah Peter - an oldie but a goodie!

Cyn that song makes me cry! Today I'm glad my connection is too slow to watch the UTube stuff.

Whoops, just realised d2 is signed in, not me....

all
Haven't done the puzzle yet, just read the posts. I'm popping in to say how wongerful it is to see so many people we haven't heard from in a while.
A special hello to Vera, Fraz, Helena and Kevin.
Great news, Rose.
Great photos, Rosemary.
Great jokes, Jim!

Suzy, of course I was right!
There was only one time I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken!

Gail - me too - but I think it's superb!

I lived 3 houses off of old Route 66 in Webster Groves, Missouri (a St. Louis suburb). I still recall the trucks back in the 60's (Campbell Express - Humpin' to Please!) passing by, with the commerce of a nation inside. I have been from Chicago to LA on that wonderful road, and I must say: Get hip More...

Darwin Jim, I loved the spanner joke. You know how possesive we can get with our tools!

That Asleep At The Wheel video doing Route 66 was so good, I am listening a 3rd time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtDn5ChHI28

I am so glad I ate BEFORE doing this puzzle!

Very slow today. Where is everyone?