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Good Maen all!
Good morning
hope the 2 sad peters wake up in beeter form today and lighten up a little. I read the easy page first cos the jokes come in quicker...and that puts me in good humour to tackle the tough
2:44 - nice sunset!
I haven't got a time to post,I don't do the puzzle, I just come to read the jokes. More jokes please. Good morning to all puzzlers and jokesters.
2:14 good morning
Good Maen!
Ye ask and Ye shall receive:

A lawyer reading the will of a millionare 'and to my nephew, John, whom I promised to mention in my will...hello John!'
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Have enjoyed this site for some time, first time commenting.
good Sunday Maen
Shamus, laying on his death bed, asks his dear friend Sean one last favor. 'You know that 30 year old bottle of Scotch I have in my closet' Sean's eyes opened wide. 'Sean, you are my closest and dearest friend in this world. I want to ask a favor. When I'm gone and before they cover me with dirt, will you pour the Scotch over my casket.'
Sean looks shocked, but composes himself. 'Shamus,' he asks, 'would you mind if I first filter the Scotch through my kidneys.'
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking More...
A few quickies:
Why do birds fly south in the winter? It's too far to walk.
What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? Ouch!
Why do polar bears have fur coats? Becuase they look rediculous in tweed.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary

Thought for the day:

You should never hunt bear, but you can fish in your shorts.
8:22 - nice picture. Good Maen to all.
A blond was holding a frog when approached by another blond. 'Where are you going with the frog', blond #2 asked. 'I'm taking him to the zoo', says the first. The next day the two blonds meet with the first one still holding the frog. 'I thought you were taking him to the zoo.' inquires blond #2. 'I did' replies the first blond, 'today we're going to the movies.'
GMaen. Nice sun rise/set. Never could tell the difference, and also to shamed to post my time today. Guess I'll just go feed the beasties their breakfast.
Thanks Warren. You know, I heard that the US airforce has invented a new 'smart bomb'. Apparently after launching it takes 10.4 seconds to compute that all war is pointless, and self-destructs.
3:13 mAen all.
3:42, slow time, but oh well.
sorry i don't do jokes, but I do like to read them too.
have a wonderful Maen everyone.
The airforce is not allowed to use this bomb, because the president has said that no bomb is allowed to be smarter than him.
An American man is in Spain on buisness and decides to try the local cuisine. He goes to a corner restaurant and asks for the special, not knowing what it is. The waiter, in broken English, asks the man if he is sure and, after the American assures him yes, the waiter brings the special, two cuts of meat about 3 inches (8 cm).
The American digs into the meat and finds it to be the most tender cuts he's ever had. He asks the waiter about the meat and is informed that they are 'bull testicles'. Of course he is a little sickened by this news. He pays and leaves but can't keep the thought out of his mind. While feeling some revulsion, he also realizes the meat was just so good.
He decides to go back to the restaurant and try the meal again. He goes back and orders the special, but this time the waiter brinds two small cuts of meat, only 1 1/2 inches long (4 cm). 'Hey,' the man asks of the waiter, 'Yesterday the cuts of meat were twice the size. Why is the meat so small today?'
'Well,' says the waiter, 'sometimes the bull wins.'
3:02 with a 'phone call in the middle, which made me lose my train of thought (which isn't hard to do!!)
You know the bomb thing isn't really true. If GW would only allow bombs dumber then he there wouldn't be any war. The military wouldn't even be allowed to throw stones!
Last one for today.

What to our Aussie friends call a boomerang that doesn't return?

A stick.
Good mAen all. Have a beautiful day

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please More...
... The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, id exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, More...
A couple were vacationing in Yosemite. The wife expressed her concern about camping because of bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel. The husband said that he'd like to camp and to calm her concerns, they'd talk to the park ranger to see what the likelihood of a bear encounter More...
How can you tell the difference? Which one is more dangerous?'
The ranger replied, 'Well, that's easy, see, if the bear chases you up a tree and it comes up after you, it's a BLACK bear. If it SHAKES the tree until you fall out, it's a grizzly.'
The motel room was quite nice.
Off to church.
Good Maen everyone.

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. ~Author Unknown
Almost forgot to play!

In case anyone is interested, we got a foot of snow. I went out to brush off the heat pump and found a nice 2 foot drift!
Peaceful good mAen to all.
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