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Easy Sudoku for 5/February/2006


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Maen All!
I AM FIRST AND SECOND................
2:11 good morning
good maen
haha, I may not even be 5th. Gong Hei Fat Choy!
1:48 - great picture of Lady Liberty! Good MAEN, all, and have a great weekend.
3.00 nice pic Good MAEN to all
5:48. Good morning all. Rainey day here in NC. On to Medium.
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying 'Ehhhh... 22!'

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
'And can you tell us your height, please?'
Nipping in then back out good mAen to all
3.07 Good maen
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces 'Five foot two!'

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; More...
7:24 ... !!
The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying 'MANDY!'

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks -
'What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?'
Good maen to everyone. To many distractions this morning will do the puzzle again later. Rainy day here in Southern Ontario. but suppose to turn to snow and have 3 inches by tonite. Sure is alot of traffic on the highway because of the Super Bowl in Detroit. Hope weather doesn't ruin things for everyone. Have a great weekend all.
'Ohhhh, that!' replies the airhead...
' I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...' '
too easy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy.
3:06 Well done to me. Hi to all.

Thought for the Day:

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation!
Hi Rob..where did u live when you were here in Brisbane?
Still cloudy and rainy, but going to be cold tonight. Have a great weekend everyone.
To all the jokers, thanks for all your jokes! With theirs, learn english is funny!
But Anne this exercise is more difficult with your beautiful poem! What is 'belly'? Sheila is a girl? Footy : this concept is world wide:)
Evvie and Deb, sorry to hear of your loss: I have two cats More...
to DEB from Brisbane - loved your jokes, keep up the good work
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquird two new dogs, and asked what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one wa named Rolex & one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'I haven't heard of someone naming their dogs like that?' 'HELLLLOOOOO,' answered the blonde, 'They're watch dogs.'
2:57 Good jokes Debs ...Funny !
to CATHERINE from France.
Hello Catherine, 'belly' is slang for stomach. Glad you like the jokes. Deb from Brisbane has some excellent ones to tell, hasn't she?
Paddy & Kick worked together in St. Johns and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answerer, 'Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties.
The Clerk looked up Panty Stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled laboour, he gave him $80 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next and when asked his occupation, replied, 'Diesel Fitter.' Since Diesel Fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160 a week. When Paddy found out he was furious, He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend & co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, 'Panty Stitchers are unskilled & Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.'
'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew the elasstic on the panties. Mick puts them over his head and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter!'
4:12 Have a great weekend!
Sorry for the couple of spelling mistakes, but trying to hurry to keep the continuity.
exactly 5:00 mins :P ... so bad ... good maen everyone ...
3:35 first time under 4 all week so didn't post. Looks like winter has finally arrived in Missouri - darn that groundhog!!
Nice pick, good comments, will visit this site again.
Deb - Best blonde joke yet, one I haven't heard before! Also, cute one about the little boy. My teacher daughter will like that one.
Anne - I liked unemployment joke, too!
Still raining in Tampa area. My tennis match got cancelled. Guess I'll just sit here at the computer instead.
to MICHAEL from U.K. - if this is your first visit, welcome to the 'madhouse'. I really hope you enjoy the site, comments, jokes, etc!!
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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