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Easy Sudoku for 19/March/2006


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Good afternoon all. Am I first again today, or have I made the last post yesterday?
Good morning all - a quick sudoku fix before I get my beauty sleep.
for pooch: to see the king in his castle out by the mine. I decided not to go though. It’s a long drive!
Someone was trying to set a new page record earlier this week.

Let's try to do it this weekend.

So type away, all.

Good Maen.
2:16 - a nice easy one today.
oh yeah, 2'42. fragmented, like yesterday.
Pretty little bay with boats.
2:28, yeah a page record will be hard on the weekend. Not as many visitors I'm thinking.
2:27 good morning! Aaahh the life of the yachting convoy.
Just for you Lawyers...

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
______________________________________ ___________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________ ________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
______________________________________ More...
Lovely peaceful water scene
Good maeN to everyone!!

Can't beleive I am on the first page - very unusual for me
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Robyn.
______________________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever More...
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
______________________________________ ______

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? More...
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________ _______
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________ __________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on More...
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
_______________ ____________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible More...
Sometime perhaps the host will show us a graph of the distribution of times. I'm progressing from four times the low group to just three times the low group. 6:15 isn't my fastest, nor my slowest, but that's ok, it still tells me whether my brain is operational day by day.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
G'Maen Sudokuland
4:28 Kind of slow: No coffee yet, barely awake.
Nice picture of yachts.

Richard: Nice to see you're back in form getting in there first as usual

Enjoy your Sat/Sun wherever you may be
And special thanks to Deb for sharing her sense of humor. The narrative about life in the 1500's is a delightful parody of what passes for history in schools. None, by the way, is likely true, including the line about all being true. But good enough to get you going...? A line by line rebuttal is at http://www.takeourword.com/Issue039.html . It has been around since at least 1999.
Marriage Counsellor

The husband and wife go to a counsellor after 28 years of marriage. The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 28 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately, rips off her clothes and makes mad passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze.
The counsellor turns to the husband and says 'that is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?'

The husband thinks for a moment and replies 'Well, I can get her here
Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf”.
to Deb

Do you know what they call it when a busload of lawyers crashes off a cliff?

A good start.
5:29 - nice boats. Good Maen to all. Thank you, Deb, for the jokes.
Deb, missed your presence recently. Loved the lawyer jokes! How is Mark?
Well, some of you have snow today, some have a beautiful Spring day, where I live we are expecting a cyclone (called a hurricane in the Northern Hemisphere, I think) in just over 24 hours!
Cyclone Larry! I saw that on the news Jenni. They said it should cross the coast somewhere near Mackay around Monday morning. Hope you have battened down the hatches, so to speak
6:34. Been playing this a long time for such crappy times. Oh well. On to Medium.
Thank you Emma.Thought I would give you everyone a couple of days rest. Mark is doing well. He is getting quite bored and sick of being in plaster and not being able to get out much. Today has been a day of Foxtel (cricket, rugby league and now Geelong - Adelaide Aussie Rules pre-season final).
it's a.m. but it's night so my greeting must be 'salutations'
7:25 a bad day
Thank you Gina.....I do try!

Jeanine can you imagine the lawsuit against the bus company if that ever happened!!!!!
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