billy from Perth

....and I'll start digging from this end...I'll just go get my bucket and spade...or i could hire that big drill thingo that they used in Thunderbirds...

Billy and Jaz (do I need to double-post this message?) ummmm... please tell me why you think digging is preferable to flying? Other than the challenge, of course...

well anne - if you do indeed go to Jaz's page you'll see that I feel you have an ulterior motive for wanting to join us for the brekky - that you are in fact chomping at the bit for an excuse to wear a tiara - I know these things...and it is quite understandable...
...and so many reasons for wanting to dig...making holes is great fun, and whilst you're at it it works your biceps, triceps deltoids, transversus abdominus, rectus abdominus (well we all want that six pack don't we?) and not to forget the very oblique muscles. Whereas flying....do you really want DVT??

Yep, Billy! Princess Anne has a certain familiarity to it
I am a bit concerned about the arm wrestling comp, tho ..... do I have to prepare for that also? So that will be 'one Berocca; two VLS; two Berocca; three VLS'
I wonder if any of the men have a fetish for tiaras? oooo that sounds sexists doesnt it?

terribly confused as where to post now...so I shall double-up...
The only gauche i know is Rive, which makes me want to vomit, I'm an Angel girl myself: 'a bitter-sweet treat of chocolate-honey and patchouli-vanilla accords' - good enuf to eat...however i digress, does your tiara 'bong/ping' when the lights reach either end/ or the middle?
So Jaz - does this mean you're packing your rollerblades? there's a nice pathway down by the river which is smooth as...except for the odd sand dune that forms across it every now and then...but I always carry bandaids and a splint...xx

Just had an incredible brainwave...I should ask Gath if i could have my own personal 'chatroom' on my page...and then we could make a time when we could all hoe in at the same time to save time spending time doing this...good eh??

Rofl, rofl, rofl When I stop laughing, I will compose a much better reply to your birthday ditty The best one ever!

CSL Billster (aka Maxwell), the vid is the exact image I had. What! No body searches? Something must be done to have them written into your Workplace Agreement!

I so want that telephone box lift.. it would look great in the garden as a pathway to Australia, do you think I could get there for the 18th, I have dug to the earth core so far, bit blo*dy hot down here but fingers crossed(or should I say melted) that I make it...

Okay I've singed my eyebrows but my legs are now completely hairless which on the whole is a good look, only trouble is the nail varnish its not inflamable, jeez the trouble I go to.. Do you know doing zippo tricks is a darn sight easier..

billy, andré, jaz (sorry billy for posting messages to others on your page) perhaps it would be possible to have a sudoku meeting at the core of the earth, rather than in any one city... am just thinking that although it might be a tad warm there, it would be the most central location for all involved. And it would of course cut the digging time in half.

anne - I concur. For a start your tiara has lights on it which would make it easy for us to spot you. As for the warmth, I'm sure we could carry ice-packs in our handbags and I'll bring along some cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches (in rye sourdough bread thinly sliced of course)...they are very refreshing.
André's zippo tricks would stand us in good stead if we happened upon the Morlocks again...they might point us in the right direction to dig for the local bar...

excellent ideas, billy, and the cucumber sandwiches sound lovely. I will resume digging, then. Am not sure what the accommodations are like at the center of the earth, so will bring along some inflatable chaise lounges. Very comfortable, but a bit tippy.

anne - you are so thoughtful...I love to recline on a chaise lounge with a tipple of the old G&T. Are they placky or rubberised? They might squeak if they're plasticised..I shall bring a couple of Mexican saltillo sara pes throw rugs to minimise 'noises'. I might also bring along some lava lamps to place on each corner of the chaise lounges to avoid them tipping over (wouldn't want to spill anything)...it will give us something to gaze at too - I do hope they have power points at the COTE, if not, I shall have to send up for a sparky...but good tradespeople are so often hard to get, always late, and rarely have a good arse to gawp at...see you soon - only 6 more sleeps between digs...hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go...

Hi Billy. After seeing your You Tube, I wonder what it is you are doing to earn a living (or is that restricted information). Out of curiosity, why are you studying William S.? Is this just a personal interest course you are doing? I enjoy reading your posts but I must admit I miss the inside nuances that you put in many times. Anyway, cheers to you and hope all is well in your life.

Ah! Greg you have to know her to know her, she is a very witty, switched on, sensitive, caring woman .... Maybe you can join us at the COTE and find out for yourself.
Be back later girls, busy, busy, busy here! Arrrgghhhh !!!

the inflatable chaise lounges are made of plastic (they have pics of palm fronds and starfish on them), though they've got a double layer on the bottom for reinforcement. If they get too hot, they may explode, causing both the chaise lounge and reclinee to be catapulted out of whatever tunnel she (or he) is near at meteoric speed. Good thing they've got seatbelts...

hhhmmm...not sure how we can eliminate the risk of explosion, i will have to ponder upon this anne, but the pics of the foliage on them will add colour to our surroundings - like a tropical garden in an otherwise hostile environment...

Do you think if i tell Greg his life might be in peril? that I may even jeopardise any future dealings he may have with fishmongers? What's a girl s'posed to do?

Jaz - you are a sweetie...the cheque's in the mail and you can sleep in the k/s bed...anything else you say that I can add to my cv entitles you to spend as long as you like in the bathroom...

André: If you get lost you can always call Billy on her shoe phone!

I just have to remember which shoe it is...

Been busy but guess what have managed to snag some Molockian sand paint and matching apparel bikini's. Apparently if painted on to said chaise longues it forms a sticky paste which is not only heat resistant but can withstand meteoric blasts upto 1000 times the speed of light. I tried it in the oven earlier, bit of a tight squeeze but I got myself in and by golly it bloody well works, well impressed I've ordered a few more items in the same finish ie: Morlockian cocktail glasses complete with umberellas and storage boxes for chocolate etc

Only trouble is they only had one colour bright green fluorescent bit of a clash but hey!!

Does anyone know how to remove a double oven from the spinal column? I forgot to purchase the remover paste...

And its a bit of a tight squeeze to get in the Honda even with the recliner position..

I'll have to consult the Queen of Clean's book but no doubt she will recommend bicarb and vinegar applied with a pantyhose - works on most things ovenish. I'll put Morlockian sand paint on my shopping list - does it come in a lotion?
Are not your front seats in the Honda removeable andré? I always drive without my seats as i find kneeling more comfy...
If you come across any of the creatures in the above footage , I've found a good sharp poke in the eye with one's finger works wonders.

billy just bought myself a finger extension kit for that extra poke!!

good idea andré - wouldn't want to damage the enamel work on your finely manicured hands...incidentally, have you managed to extricate yourself from the oven? I was told today that a spinalectomy is possible in such cases and.... it's day surgery! So you'll be back in plenty of time for coronation st!!! oh yes...they do put back the spine, so everything should be ticketyboo for your limbo classes.

killing myself laughing here, its no wonder CG gets confused!
I spent a night on the tiles before emergency supplies of removal paste were helecoptered in. Now I have this long strip of scorch marks on my back but the hospital figure that 3 years and skin regrowth will be complete..

being snockered is always a good way to be before applying any sort of removal agent. hey andré - you're in luck... i have rafia place mats which look like skin ( in a matted sort of way)- I'll sew them onto your back for free as you're a friend, you'll look like new in less than a week! Doctors know nothing...but they always give me a jellybean if I've been good.

venting here...they have found Corryn's body in King's park after a 9 day search after she went missing after her dance class...she was 44 and a mother of two children. I am feeling so outraged and also such extreme sadness over the whole thing. They have had to use DNA samples to identify her body...if they ever find the 'monster' that did this to her I hope that he gets his come uppance. I know there are so many such tragic circumstances happening every second of every day...but it brings it home to you when it's on your doorstep. i look over King's park everyday, such a beautiful place, to be marred by something so horrific.

Billy can only agree, outraged and extreme sadness over the discovery of Corryn's body in our beautiful Kings Park!!

Billy, hope the breakfast tomorrow morning with Jaz and the Perthites goes well, from past experience - it will be a blast !!

All the very best for tomorrow's brekky. Hot hocolate's for everyone!


On a much sadder note, I am in total agreement Billy. If only the punishment would fit the crime.

Hope you have a wonderful meet and buy an extra hot chocolate for absent friends, with marshmallows and any other little extras re: chocolate sprinkles and calorific goodies. Enjoy xx

What is worrying is knowing that there are people walking around who could do such a thing to anybody, always sad to see such a death and in light of her having two children even more of a tragedy.

Hey Billster, was it 6 seconds or 8 seconds? Bluddy favourtism, I say! They cooda scored! LOL

hi billy,
It's very kind of you to send words, and yesterday in our buddhist way we pray for him, 'cos it was one month by now.
i'll be in Thai in early september but i'm not going to Phuket, I'll be in bkk some days and then in a village in Chumphon province to visit my daughter.

Okay so who is the artist of the Cote masterpiece? I so want those flippers!! Do we need a snorkel as well, can dig out my old faithful one if need be. I can almost taste the toffee sticky pudding!! Can it wrapped up and sent to me please! xx

the cote masterpiece really is... remarkable, billy, and I think you need to do more with it. A new fashion line, I'm thinking... t-shirts, maybe, or (why not) fine lingerie, even a fragrance. Little cote dangly earings. Lots of possibilities. And perhaps andre could work on the morlockian paint cosmetics. Jaz, are you out there? any suggestions? Cote sweets/lollies?

OMG! Is that sand or cous cous through my suitcase And as for the bluddy chlorophyll, I should never have let you talk me into that one.