Easy Sudoku for 28/August/2012

TOPP!

Here's a good one...

You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and
ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee , a young woman came and sat down next to him.

She looked him up and down then asked, are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans...
flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later jets in the Korean conflict. I've taught more than
260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, - and you, what are you?

'I'm a lesbian was her reply. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning,
I think about naked women. When I shower, I really think about naked women. Even when I watch TV,
I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of svelte big breasted naked women!'

The two sat sipping in silence a few moments. . . .

Then a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot, looked him over and asked: 'Sir are you a real pilot?'

He looked at the young guy then replied, 'I always thought I was, but after all these years I just found out I'm really a lesbian!'

Jim, that's hairy fairies for you!

Boys!!

Hi all. Busy day today. It's my volunteer day at the pharmacy. And I had other things to do after that.

Thank you Peter, I'm well. If I didn't know better, I'd think you cared.

BTW, did you ever figure out what a 'cootie' is?

A coyote?

Holy cow! That was almost an hour between posts. Is anyone still here?

Hi Anne. How's everything in Albany.
No it's not a coyote.

1:47 Good morning one and all!

Please take note of my time, Phantom!

I have been to Volendam in Holland but not on the cruise ship.

Hello Hal - everything going well down this way. We could do with a bit more rain but that's the weather these days for you.

Just having a break between doing my housework jobs.

As the saying goes, 'A woman's work is never done!'

Guess your getting near the end of your winter down there. Is it beginning to warm up a bit?
I'm looking forward to some cooler temps here, but I don't like winters.

There's something else that goes with that saying. Something about a man's work... But I don't remember what it is.

I just found it: 'Man may work from sun to sun but a women's work is never done.' I think Eve said it first. (Gen: 3.16)

Not sure what 'sun to sun' means.

'Sunrise to sunset' I suppose.

Hey, people!!! I don't like getting CP's.
Am I alone here?

Hey Phantom. I hope you'll make note of the fact that no one wants to talk to me.

OK, a short break. I'll be back in a few minutes.

C'mon everyone, HalT has gone. Let's get chatting.

Okay, what shall we talk about?
The weather is boring.

While the boys are away, the girls shall play!!

Okay, back to work for me. Haven't got time to play.

Today was a long day. Having some issues with my license. Had a tough afternoon, but I am convinced now that they will get it all worked out. The lady who is graciously allowing me to stay at her house is also graciously allowing me to play on her computer.

I have a big day tomorrow, lots of miles to go. Guess I should go to bed since I will be up before dawn again.

Aw, thanks Anne. (Even if you are using aliases.)
And gee, what can I say Sarah Beth. Good luck.
However, it's my bedtime. Night all.

Good night people of the world.

Thanks, everyone! I am on vacation with my family. Today's comments made me laugh out loud so often that I had to keep explaining to others what was so funny. As usual, Karen's stories and Phantom's summary were good for laughs, but today was full of other laughter-inducing comments, on several of the puzzles, not just Easy.

Hi Kayo,
Surely that depends on he size of the omelette pan!!

For those of you who have an old style mouse.

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Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

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It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items..

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Talking about a mouse! I should be too embarrassed to mention this but had one hell of a laugh this morning.
I was doing some cleaning and I have this gadget that's a long flat piece of plastic which you put a cover on to dust between hard to get at places like between the stove and cupboards, washing machine and trough, etc. When I was doing between the 'fridge and the built-in cupboard it seemed to hit something halfway and wouldn't continue to move down to clean the bottom half of the 'fridge.

Mouse tail continued.....

All of a sudden this perfectly preserved flat mouse fell at my feet and scared the living daylights out of me.
Quite a few months ago I caught two mice in the house, something I rarely have here. This one obviously got jammed between the cupboard wall and the 'fridge and I guess the cold from the 'fridge stopped it rotting. Funnily enough, I guess it didn't smell because it didn't rot.

Oh, I got the 113!
Lucky me!

1:49. Good evening all.

I believe I read through your list of cat sentences aloud with no error; although of course there was no-one within hearing distance to check I did so. Would I be judged by the school of Psychiatry as being abnormal for being able to do it? Would they even attempt to section me - if all else failed, at least for talking to myself?

all!

What are we doing way down here?????

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