Easy Sudoku for 11/June/2010

will have to try harder

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

If I hip hop and did all that grinding - I would be in for a hip replacement I think

ohh, and I flew over the top with my tango

here is the music Mary go girl go.

LOL love those Thersa.

I guess, I'm joining the train here to assist the 2222 - or how many 2's you want - as I do have 3 peer reviews due tomorrow -- ugh

I'm quitting. The gout has gotten out of control.
I'm blaming it on Glinda. Can I blame last night's rain on Glinda, too?

ohhh, feel the grove...... kick up the heels -- spin spin spin

and then fall down

oops - Theresa

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

That's okay Amelia, I answer to just about anything.

I always say -- in a tad --- not to many know what a Tad is --- just a bit of time
in the wink of an eye --

boy are U lot quick

back in a jif

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE ... guess again.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

Hey Theresa,as long as its not late for dinner huh.

no idea Theresa

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP...
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

hum hum

I tried to post a single mathematical character to help with the interminable counting but it wasn't allowed. An error message said to insert a character which I had done. so, the character that was not recognized is: TA-DAAA, "Σ" the Greek letter Sigma. For those unaware it is the summation operator.

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Σ i.
i=1

A very handy little word is UP

Amelia, since I'm the one to fix dinner, I'm never late. However, I'm sick of my own cooking.

Double dutch to me jeb lol

Theresa - food always taste better when someone else cooks.

Forecast for tonight: dark.

Upspeak.

The most annoying contemporary communication anomaly to raise it's ugly head since "Yo - dude"

I'm just getting loopy now because I'm a little tired. If you're sick of me just say so and I'll stop with the jokes.

Looks like hubby isn't going to let me sit here all day......

..or simple minded morons who can't finish a sentence with a period (full stop).

keep them coming Theresa

jeb we haven't got time today.......

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3..Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Mari*uana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

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7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CON*OMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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