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   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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11/Jun/10 11:29 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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11/Jun/10 11:29 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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I guess I scared everybody off.
11/Jun/10 11:29 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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You people better not be out there having lives ... that's not allowed.
11/Jun/10 11:29 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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I'm getting tired.
11/Jun/10 11:30 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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Think I'll take a break.
11/Jun/10 11:30 AM
   shosho  From los angeles    Supporting Member
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to you,
to you,
dear Lynne!!!
to you!
May your special day be wonderful with a and lots of !
11/Jun/10 11:34 AM
   CynB  From Redlands Qld Aus    Supporting Member
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Finally back from my shower and you've filled almost 2 pages - I wasn't gone that long!
11/Jun/10 11:37 AM
   CynB  From Redlands Qld Aus    Supporting Member
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Theresa - come back with more things to make us smile.
11/Jun/10 11:37 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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Okay Cyn, are you telling me I'm wordy??? BTW my hubby and I will be celebrating our 35th anniversary next month.
11/Jun/10 11:38 AM
   CynB  From Redlands Qld Aus    Supporting Member
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By the way Theresa - Andre is a 'she'. Well, she is a lady.
11/Jun/10 11:38 AM
   CynB  From Redlands Qld Aus    Supporting Member
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Hi Shosho!
11/Jun/10 11:38 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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Happy Birthday, Lynne.
11/Jun/10 11:38 AM
   June  From Epping.NSW
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A few more posts then back to the ironing.
11/Jun/10 11:39 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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I will now be submitting some embarrassing medical examinations ... apparently true. Stay tuned.
11/Jun/10 11:39 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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1. A man comes into the ER and yells. ' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs. and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald,
San Francisco

11/Jun/10 11:40 AM
   CynB  From Redlands Qld Aus    Supporting Member
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Theresa - we're only up to 22 yrs. But, just between you and me, I was married before. Just so you don't wonder how I have children fast approaching 40. (No, that can't be possible!)
11/Jun/10 11:40 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes,
Seattle , WA

11/Jun/10 11:41 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal f*rt.'
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
11/Jun/10 11:42 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. ' Which one ?' I asked. 'The patch... The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair,
Norfolk , VA
11/Jun/10 11:42 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion she answered . . ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive..'
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis , OR
11/Jun/10 11:43 AM
   CynB  From Redlands Qld Aus    Supporting Member
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No 3 is hilarious! Hubby has just walked off guffawing.
11/Jun/10 11:43 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked, ' So how's your breakfast this morning?' ' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.' Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf,
Detroit
11/Jun/10 11:43 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pu*ic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read, ' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'
Submitted by RN no name



11/Jun/10 11:45 AM
   CynB  From Redlands Qld Aus    Supporting Member
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Yechhh for the Kentucky Jelly!
11/Jun/10 11:45 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment, I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .
'No doctor but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' '

Dr. wouldn't submit his name
11/Jun/10 11:46 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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I hope I'm not offending anyone by these jokes ... as I said, my sister is as twisted as I am.
11/Jun/10 11:46 AM
   Jane  From St. Simons Island, GA
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Subject: Your Real Age....

Answer a few questions about your health and condition, and this will give you your virtual age and your life expectancy. One of the BETTER ones. (Copy and paste the link below to your browser:)

http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/VirtualAge.php
11/Jun/10 11:48 AM
   mymare  From Naperville, IL    Supporting Member
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I agree -- number 3 wast great -- I'm LOL
11/Jun/10 11:48 AM
   CynB  From Redlands Qld Aus    Supporting Member
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Theresa - I'm not offended and my hubby wants a copy - do you have my email addy??
11/Jun/10 11:48 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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WHERE WOULD YOU BE:


IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?


IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?


IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL WAS AWAITING YOU


IF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN?


IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS OR PETS?


IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,

WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?


SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE ?


Well....... HELLOOooo !!!!!!!


You'd be in the wrong house.

11/Jun/10 11:48 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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Cyn, is it the one that's shown on your "info" on FB?
11/Jun/10 11:50 AM
   June  From Epping.NSW
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I have read most of them before Theresa, but enjoyed reading them again. Better than just seeing numbers.
11/Jun/10 11:51 AM
   Theresa  From Small Town Canada
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I'm rich!



Silver
in the Hair

Gold
in the Teeth

Stones
in the Kidneys

Sugar
in the Blood.

Lead
in the A*s




Iron
in the Arteries

And
an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.



I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth.




11/Jun/10 11:52 AM
   mymare  From Naperville, IL    Supporting Member
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I'm off to see how old I am
11/Jun/10 11:52 AM
   Amelia  From Medowie    Supporting Member
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Got a few minutes to spare.
11/Jun/10 11:53 AM
   June  From Epping.NSW
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Back to my DVD and the ironing.
11/Jun/10 11:53 AM
   June  From Epping.NSW
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Or maybe a few more posts would turn the page.
11/Jun/10 11:53 AM
   June  From Epping.NSW
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Looking forward to a nice dinner tonight. Going to my sisters.
11/Jun/10 11:54 AM
   June  From Epping.NSW
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She is cooking a duck
11/Jun/10 11:54 AM
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