Easy Sudoku for 11/June/2010

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little ba*tard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


*** And the WINNER is... ***


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows everything!

Betsy Ross, the woman who designed and sewed the first American flag, had a completely developed set of teeth at birth.

Theresa - yes that's the one.

Jane - my real age 62, my virtual age 48.4, my life expectancy 92.6 - and I didn't lie. I admitted to being overweight and a smoker.

We only have 538 pages to go.

Good for you CynB! According to my test results, I haven't been born yet. hehehe

Stephen Stills, who went on to join Crosby, Stills, and Nash, originally tried out to be a Monkee. He didn’t get the part. Producers felt that he was losing too much hair and that his teeth were too bad.

The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.

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Theresa,

well, we can keep the count going - I'll be around for another 14900 days -- I'm "35.9" years old -- if only I looked it ....

Barry Manilow sang, but did not write, the song "I Write the Songs".

Jane - fortunately it didn't ask about family history of Alzheimers. With my father and his 3 sisters all developing it in their 80's and my mother and her mother also getting it in their 80's, a life expectancy of 92.6 for me will be a worry for my children.

Hubby came in to see what all the laughing was for..... now he's laughing tooo.

oh, CynB -- I'm only living to about 91.4 -- carry on - once I'm gone

Yes, Mary, I'd be happy to even look my virtual age of 48.4.

Ok, back to the laundry...and some final touches to the house cleaning. Jaime's brother Alvaro arrives from Chile tomorrow. Night all!

Yep, Mary, I'll still be here posting away.

I was surprised that the quiz didn't ask about flossing -- I think that adds about 5 years on

D1 is coming for lunch.

Better go and get it ready.

She won't mind it being slightly late.

All in a good cause.

jeb, notice the full stops.

CynB - I know what you're talking about. Dementia runs in my family, too. My mother, my aunt (Mom's sister) and my grandmother all succumbed to it. I am hoping that my active lifestyle and healthy diet will counteract it. If not, I hope I'm hit by a bus.

How many to the next page ?????

well, I have worked 2 extra days and I have work tomorrow -- I'll a little tired and I want my 8 hours of slumber -- prechance to dream --- enjoy your day - enjoy your night - and at 461 is this Naperville -- signing off

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My Mum has Parkinsons Diease I have the slight shaking in the hands already and my youngest D has started and she is only in her 40's.

Goodnight Mary.

Jane - yes, I'd prefer a bus to what I've seen my Mum and Dad go through.

I hate to say it, but it's about 10:15 and I need some sleep. The new puzzles come out at 10:00 AM here, so maybe I can pop in before then again.

I sent you an email Cyn.

Amelia - there are some very advanced Parkinsons people in my Mum's care home.

Night all, this is Theresa from Small Town Canada signing off for now.

Goodnight Theresa and thanks, I'll check my emails.

Looks like it's up to we Aussies to carry on for Andre.

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