Easy Sudoku for 11/June/2010

1680

make that 1682

break for a bit

Add to that a glass of Margaret River dry white!

Cyn, I'm still going through my email. I've read them all before, but I'm still sitting at the computer laughing. I didn't sleep well, so I'm loopy and just about anything strikes me as funny.

After your comment about your anniversary supper, I really have to go and get something to eat, Cyn. I'm drooling ...... sigh.

Followed by a coffee while we played Keno - bit boring for an anniversary buy hey, it's 22 years. We enjoyed it but didn't win more than just enough to keep going for an hour or so. Jackpot was $1,780,000 odd.

Have your breakfast Theresa - I'll keep going here.

Over 400 posts since I left.

I'm going to check my emails for good jokes.

Nope, nothing there!

Where are all my regular joke contributors when I need them.

Cyn, sounds like you had a good night out.

I read all those pages I missed and now I've forgotten what point Rosemary's story got to. I wonder if I can find it.

Oh, hi Amelia. I'm glad you came back. I worry when I talk to myself so much.

I guess when I answer myself I really have to worry.

My email box hasn't got anything that doesn't have pic's that I could use on here.

Yes, even though we just went to the bistro at the local pub, we enjoyed ourselves.

Yeah, I'm going to check through what I have saved that doesn't have pics. Back in a min.

I even checked the delete box nothing there either.

Cyn , it doesn't matter where you go as long as your together.

Warning - could offend.
This is funny even if you are not a grandparent.

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

'Oh yes,' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single @rsehole, dumb b@stard, dip sh1t or horse's @rse anywhere we went today!'

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Brains of Britain.

1.
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

Jamie Theakston:
Where do you think Cambridge University is?

Contestant:
Geography isn't my strong point.

Jamie Theakston:
There's a clue in the title.

Contestant:
Leicester

LOL Cyn, thats a good one.

BBC NORFOLK

Stewart White:
Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

Contestant:
I don't know.

Stewart White:
I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

Contestant:
Arm

Stewart White:
Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?

Contestant:
Strong.

Stewart White:
Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

Contestant:
Louis

Stewart White:
Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

Contestant:
Frank Sinatra?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

Bamber Gascoyne:
What was Gandhi's first name?

Contestant:
Goosey?

Some contestant bet he didn't win.

GWR FM ( Bristol )

Presenter:
What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?

Contestant:
I don't know, I wasn't watching it the

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO? MANCHESTER )

Phil:
What's 11 squared?

Contestant:
I don't know.

Phil:
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.

Contestant:
Is it five?

Ha ha ha ha.

RICHARD AND JUDY

Richard:
Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant:
Forrest Gump.

RICHARD AND JUDY

Richard:
On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

Contestant:
Er. ... ...

Richard:
He makes bread . . .

Contestant:
Er .. .......

Richard:
He makes cakes . . .

Contestant:
Kipling Street ?

LINCS FM PHONE-IN

Presenter:
Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

Contestant:
Barcelona .

Presenter:
I was really after the name of a country.

Contestant:
I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain ..

You are copy and pasting I hope or you type very quick.LOL

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)

Question:
What is the world's largest continent?

Contestant:
The Pacific..

ROCK FM ( PRESTON )

Presenter:
Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

Contestant:
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

Steve Le Fevre:
What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

Contestant:
Magna Carta?

Holy guacamole! When I went to bed last night, we were at page 14! I'll be playing tennis in a little while, but as long as I'm here, I'll contribute a few posts...

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

James O'Brien:
How many kings of England have been called Henry?

Contestant:
Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth .. ER. ER ... Three?