Rolanda from Perth

ok if you guys happen to move out in the open air and plan to have some outdoor fun gimme a nudge..its a bit stuffy in here and I get choked by the alcohol smell..enjoy
cheers

oh my goodness..what kinda guy is this moose?..not trained properly I reckon..he ate all the water lillies I brought for the party..yeiii, shooo, shoooo....

BOY I leave for a couple hours and you guys are party poopers! Noone here but me and the moose!!

I shall round up the others and get this party going again. This is a HOUSE PARTY, gonna last the long weekend at least, maybe longer. We have lawn Darts with points, gotta get that orginized for a competition. We can set up volley ball and badmitton on the car park area.

While you guys were partying here at Rolanda's last night, I was at a much more REFINED party -feasting on barbecue and listening to bluegrass music over on Jekyll Island. But since I don't want to appear to be a snob, I decided to pop in here and see what's going on. And I see that everyone must be sleeping off their hangovers, so I'll pop right out again.

By the way, Judy, I read your comment, and are you ever in trouble now! Old, indeed! I'll teach you young whippersnappers a thing or two! (Right after I take my nap).

I go away for a couple of days and you start a party without me! humph!! Well, I'll just have a peach smoothie before I have to unpack and get things organized. Maybe I'll take a nap on the lounge on the patio, it was a long trip! The garden is lovely, the smell of the flowers is spring-like and "Sentimental Journey" is very soothing! Hey, you pink elephants, stop eating those whatchamacallits! Scoot!! GAIL!!

HI JANE

HI STELLA

Welcome to the party! yes, still plenty of peach smoothies abailable, I brought in more peaches this morning. People should be dropping in most of this weekend, if noone is here when you arrive, make yourself at home and sit a spell! there are lamb kabobs and wienners that were roasted on the bonfire, be careful, the coals of that are still smoldering!

The moose has been on the exercise bike powered choco fountain machine, and generated plenty of extra power over night to keep the fountain running for a while! Chocolate for everyone!

STELLA, send those minature pink elephants on down the block to the elephant park, someone probably left the gatw open down there.

JANE, I saw JUDY go that-a-way! I think she had the lawn darts with her, be careful, both of you.

Eeeewww ... Beware! That brown stuff coming out of the exercise bike is NOT chocolate! Who fed garlic to the dam* moose!

Oh, very nice. I come for melted chocolate and get moose droppings? Not to worry. Moose-o has had a run in with a lawn dart and has fallen off the bike. He reeks of garlic! Help me drag him away....

No one here to help drag? Okay, I'll try a little first aid right here. #1- Clean the wound. Peach smoothie will have to do, it's got alcohol in it, right? #2- Cover the wound. I'll use all this lamb's wool floating about (is Rayray here?) #3- Bind the wound. The boa caught in the poor beast's rack should work. Mission accomplished! He's not up to peddling the bike, so I'll take over until someone arrives...at least we'll have REAL chocolate!

Judy, I see you're here. Did you bring an extra supply of Raspberry Chipotle Sauce? We can baste the moose with it. Not that I'm planning to grill the beast, mind you. But the sauce should mask the odor. Now, where's the chocolate???

Hey! Nobody is grilling that moose after I spent all that time doctoring him!! Back off, Jane! I have a lawn dart and know how to use it!

ya buy 'em books and send 'em to school......

Ooooooooh my poor head, those peach smoothies sure packed packed a punch, I feel like I have been kicked in the head by a bad tempered moose. Oh well - hair of the dog!

Jeez, leave for a few hours... Went to get "diapers" for the moose and got lost.

Lynda, get that straw out of the punch bowl.

Where are my little pink elephants...and how come there is suddenly a lot more food on the barby???
This party is getting way too strange. Why is there a moose with sauce all over it? There's obviously no bread big enough to make that into a sandwich!!!

Uh, Gail? See those skewers over there? Had you going there for a minute, didn't I? Those are crawfish, not your little 'phants.

There's a party here tonight
There's a party here tonight
I can tell it by your friendly face
There's a party here tonight!

Put the rum in the coconut and mix it all up -
Put the rum in the peaches and mix it all together
Put the rum in the cola & don't forget the lime
Put the rum in the punch - we're doing just fine!

I finally found my way here - didn't even get Ho'w the moose doing, is he doing it with the psychodelic roos that I see dancing around here in such glee.

Roos Eve? I don't see any roos!
I think you've had way to much punch. Who put so much punch in the punch. Eve's getting punch-drunk!

Forgot to take my own advise and copy a comment before submitting in case it dosen't post.

I'm sure I saw some psychodelic roos. I think Rayray's sheep were counting them.

Somebody better warn Rayrays sheep the a bunch of BRUINS are about to arrive they are about the way they played today but are about winning sooo big and being undefeated in conference. They are ready to party - hope those psychodelic roos don't get in their way or that funny bandaged moose with his tierras and boas on his rack.

Just ask them how Joe is doing - they all know him. I think he is planning something for the Oregon Duck. [He didn't like what the Duck (mascot) did to the Husky (mascot) and thinks being was insufficient.] So don't dress up in Green & Gold - that could be too provacative.

Now let me get this straight Jane has the darts & Judy has the skewers. Or did Rena steal the darts from Jane (leaving her dart-less) and Becky has the skewers hidden from Gail (hopefully she also got Judy's skewer.

Was Jane's turkey baster used to spread the Raspberry Chipolte Sauce on the Moose?

I can't take this Sentimental Journey Crap any longer. How about the Isley Brother - SHOUT!

So who's the DJ at the mo? I think you should take over the job Eve, you've got the music connection.

Topsy Part 1 & Topsy Part II

Bill Black Combo - "The Hunch"

The Champs - Tequilla

Yo Eve, Woohoo yeah

Isaac Hayes - "Shaft"

Gail - you can now take this job over!

I'm going home to Neil Diamond.

OK you asked for it!
Led Zeppelin Black Dog!

Anyone else want to take over the role of DJ?

GAIL, you are doing FINE as DJ

EVE nice job you did also, thanks.



Now if noone wants the job, guess I could bring out the ole jukebox and let the party be choose your own music.

THERE ARE A LOT of oldies but goodies on there, and only a quarter for 5 songs, I told ya, it is an OLD jukebox.

Oh Thank you so much MizT. What a BRILL idea. I'm not to good with all this spinning the disks thingy.
I don't have a quarter here, will 25c do?!!!
I have a bit of a predicle here. There's a queue outside the ladies that's going around the block. What'll I do???