Easy Sudoku for 31/October/2010

Why is a ghost like an empty house?




… Because there's no body there!

Wheeeee!

What happened when the vampire met the werewolf?




… They became the best of fiends!

DOH!

What Central American country has the most spooks?




… Ghosta Rica!

What would you get if you crossed the Wolfman with a dog?




… A werewoof!

Great action shot.

Oh Goblin - more - please more - wonderful corn.

I have just heard that the Mentawai Island tsunami was 12 metres, not 3 metres. No wonder there was so much death (over 400 lives lost) and destruction.
Stormy weather is still inhibiting relief work there.

everyone

How sad that the Indonesian people have had to endure two disasters in such a short time, Ray. I hope the weather improves and relief efforts can proceed quickly and efficiently.

I have been working on Kathy's puzzle, have found a few answers for Leprosy that Kathy does not have. She left out using snakes, bees,
scorpions & frogs. How about using blood both human and animal either bathing or drinking it or using some arsenic. My favorite was castration.
Now to look up some more of Kathy's puzzle.
Back to looking up more on Leprosy.

The gremlins are at it again. I don't know where that last line came from.

Good afternoon to all!
"Faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap high hurdles, it's Superdog!"

Witch:

crone, hag, old woman, Pythoness, warlock (male witch), sorcerer, magician, shamans, wise-women, farm doctors, medicine women. None of these are on Kathy's list.

everyone!!!
Slept in late today! Feel refreshed after the hectic day yesterday! Ever try to teach a bunch of hyper kids excited by Halloween? Spent the day with my broom. . . . snagging the kids off the ceiling!

Don't you ride your broom to work every day, Shosho? One local school district has settled the Halloween excitement issue ... the kids have this week off!

A cure for leprosy, castration? Isn't that rather redundant?

This happened in a little town in Northern Saskatchewan. Even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.
Harry was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark and stormy Halloween night. The night was getting darker and the rain came harder, and no cars went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly Harry saw a car come toward him and stop.
Without thinking about it, Harry got in the car and closed the door. Just as he realized there was nobody behind the wheel, the car started to move. As his panic set in, he looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way. Scared beyond belief, he started to pray, begging for his life. Just when the car got to the curve, and Harry thought it was all over, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
Harry was paralyzed in terror as he watched the hand appear every time the car got to a curve.
Gathering strength, Harry jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he went to a bar and asked for two shots of rye. He started telling everyone about the horrible experience he went through. The crowd sat in an eerie silence when they realized that Harry was crying and wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same cantina. One said to the other, "Look Pete, there's the jerk that got in the car when we were pushing it."

Check your "witch" answers again, Sue. It's there.

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife, Joanne, came down with a terrible headache and told her husband Frank to go to the party alone. Frank, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So Frank took his costume and away he went.
After sleeping soundly for an hour, Joanne awakened and realized that her headache was gone. It was still early, so she decided to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he behaved when she was not with him.
Joanne joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him. Seeing her as a rather seductive new babe, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to Joanne.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little romantic interlude.
Just before the unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home. Joanne put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in. Joanne asked him what kind of a time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys. We went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a famous phantom?




… The Phantom of the Slobbera!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?




… He was a big-game haunter!

What game do baby ghosts like to play?




… Shriek-a-boo!

Good one, Greg. (The second one, I'd heard the first one.)

Tonight at 8pm Eastern time is the 72nd anniversary of the War of the Worlds broadcast. I love sitting and listening to it then with a big mug of hot chocolate and a bowl of popcorn.

You listened to the original broadcast, Heidi???

I listen to recordings of it. I've even been to Grover's Mill. When I said "then", I meant 8 pm, not 72 years ago. I messed up on my grammar.

Oh Phantom, it is so good to have your witty summaries back and your joke still has me chuckling!

I suspected that, Heidi. Hee, hee.

What's fat, furry, and terrorises the fridge?




… Garfiend!

Where does a vampire keep his Easter candy?




… In his Easter casket!

Hello everyone,a great action shot.
A bright sunny morning we have here today, might as well make the most of it as there is more rain on the way. Great jokes, love the costume one Greg.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?





… "Once upon a slime . . ."

What's worse than a vampire with a toothache?





… A skeleton with arthritis!

What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog?




… He was mist.

1:24 - the first time for a while we've had a straight through, 1 - 9. That's probably the first time I've ever seen a Westie off the ground - not renowned for their jumping prowess!

What does a vampire take for a cold?





… Coffin syrup!

Where do ghost ships like to cruise?





… In the Scare-ibbean Sea!

What European capital has the most ghosts?




… Boo-dapest!