Ian from Sydney

Looks like I've crashed the party into another room!

Jeb your going to skin your butt doing that... but darn you sure can slid! just watch out for splinters!
Angie sure looks funny duct taped to that there wall,who's shootin that peashooter at her? she sure don't like that does she...whats she yellin?

Hi Worldly People--Heard about the party at Ian's. Too bad he is missing a great party. Kate this is some delishes stuff I have never heard of any of it but houmus. And this drink is to die for. Sorry to have eat, drink and run, but it is going on 3am here.
You people have fun and enjoy Ian's place. Since Eve is not home too, maybe tomorrow the party could be at her place. I am sure she will not mind.

The party is really in full swing.
Time for a little booze induced philosophy to fit in with Jeb and Nancy's statements:
As you slide down the hallway of life, on your butt, may all the splinters be pointing in the right direction.

Wow, Greg just told me that there's a party going on in here so I thought I'd better join in the fun.
Yes, please, another one of those drinks, thanks Rosemary, or Rose, or Mary, or whatever your name is. Hell, what's in them. better take it quiet for a minute

That's better. Where's Ian, is he hiding or in Melbourne?? everyone!

Gwad, taken for ever to get that duct tape off, now put down the lassoo, before you end up in roses brew.
Well look here, who is hiding in the
don't look all so innocent sitting there with that so called cupa, I know its full of moon shine.

when did you arrive, you haven't seen have you.
no, is that him over there riding the .....


my oh my, I think I need a drink
everyone

Who was that funny guy in the funny lookin' blue suit standing beside those two old people in their pj's? All they did was whine and complain and woudn't come join the party. Can anybody point me in the right direction to fetch another keg?

jeb can't help you get another keg, till morning, how about one of these instead

Gosh, it looks like everybody's sleeping off their hangovers! The bathtub got a little crowded last night, but what the heck, all those warm bodies softened the porcelain effect. Ian, you really need to add on a few more guest rooms! Anyone for coffee?

Tennis, anyone?

Angie - the duct tape comes off real easy if you submerse yourself in the bathtub. Of course, you've got to kick a lot of people out. Especially Jeb. He's taking up way too much room with his keg.

Looks like the party is in full swing! Just popping in quick between errands. I have brought the wine, I hope a case of red and a case of white zin is enough, . If you run out feel free to go to my page and get some more as I will be out of the loop for about a week working our annual town celebration and moving Emily to school next week.

So enjoy the wine, feel free to get more if needed, have a great time everyone!

Sounds to me like we can move the party over to Linda's after Ian turns the firehoses on us.

Just came back to look for my horse. Who in the world put it in the kitchen. Anne will be mad.

I'm so sorry Ian. Tell Anne to get mad at me, not you. I did try to clean that horsie poo off the carpet, and I left one beer for you in planter box outside, so enjoy! All I wanted to do was raid your fridge, but all these silly people folllowed me. Oh, and would you mind removing the duct tape from Rosemary and setting her free (check the living room) as she has motel rooms to clean and she won't be able to help you (unless you do her ironing)!

Oh my...its not that late and just look at this place....cg has horse poo all over the carpet, Jeb is spilling beer all around, and its good that I flew enough food to replenish things...and this music is not loud enough...I'll freshen things up a bit and make it hummmmmm in short order! OHhhh, please...enough of the duct tape... There....that should hold everyone for awhile...smells better now too!

Oh, I forgot to put out some of the food while I was bust dancing... quickly before anyone gets here.... That's better...these folks need some meat as well as salad and drinks...now I can dance some more in peace..hey did you all meet Sully?

Mamacita - I don't think you should encourage these people. Did you see what they were DOING last night? I hope Rosemary left her broom so we can clean up this mess. We can just toss the horsie poo in the bathtub. I see Jeb finally got out so there's room.

I do hope Ian has homeowners' insurance.

Oh Jane, we've put the messiest folks out to sober up and calm down...and you know they will have to eat a bit....perhaps we also need some tea and coffee to help...If they'd just learn to drink more water between the harder stuff they wouldn't feel so bad...at least thats what I'm told! Meanwhile we are prepared for newcomers...we want them to feel free to party...so crank up the music....line dance....

Rather should hope that Ian has any home left to insure. Who was that little kid that went thru here a couple of hours ago and let his pet ferret get loose?

Mamacita - You KNOW I can't dance without my lampshade on, and just LOOK what's happened to it!

JEB! A little mouse (ferret) told me YOU were wearing my lampshade when the keg exploded. What were you doing with my lampshade, and DO YOU REALIZE HOW SILLY IT LOOKED WITH YOUR PLAID TOGA???

mpmphhhpmphmmmmmmph!

Thanks for taking the duct tape off my mouth, Mamacita. I'm outta here! This party is getting a little too wild for me! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT, JEB!

I've come back with my vacuum cleaner, mop & bucket but it looks the party still going so I'll try later. Have to go to the shops first though so I hope I beat Ian back!

What the...? look all this tape on the floor! Feathers and boas and togas everywhere. Empty bottles and food...Hello?....Helllllooooo!!!!!????? - I hear them but....wait....Oh there you are! Praying to the porcelain gods, I see!
Looks like I missed a heck of a party! I am always late!

No, Nal, you are just in time for some nice Earl Grey and scones. Pull up a chair and get cozy. And don't worry about Jeb. We've duct-taped him to the chandelier.

And speaking of duct tape, did you know that duct tape and WD-40 and the only two tools you need in life. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape it. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40 it.

Oops! ...WD-40 'are' (not 'and') the only....

Can you believe I just did that? Corrected myself at one of the wildest, loudest parties I've ever been to in my life. Who in the world is going to know I made a typographical error the state they're all in..........HUSH, JEB!

Got my boogie on down disco digging rave shoes on and sequins to match, ready to get on down and strut my stuff... Wild thing you make my heart sing.. oh yeah man!!! lets get it on....

The walls are mighty sticky here boy you have been busy jeb!! What did you get upto?? Or shouldn't I ask!

All you impulsive cleaner uppers, stifle. If we clean up after ourselves from this party, how will Ian know how much fun we had.

For gosh sakes folks! At least clean up the bathroom. Well at least TRY to plunge the bathtud and clean up that overflow from the toilet. What the heck is my horse doing in there!?!?? Good lord, sorry to leave that part of the horse's arse Ian! Just don't brush your teeth for a few days, okay?

CG: I agree, and you're just the man for the job. After all, it's your horse that got the trots.

All that sticky is from some moron pumping that 10th keg up too much and it exploded.

Hi Ian,

Just starting my check on where your comments have gone.


Gath

Thanks Gath, that's what I call good service.