Mon from Melbourne

By golly she's got it!!!

Just one more little push and we're over,
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ouch!!!

Hi Mon. I like the photo on your page... sort of champagne music? Left a comment on your Flickr photo. Is all well in your world? Cheers!

Love the jokes Mon, the photo is great whereabouts is that? Was nice to see your photo on billy's page, looks like you all had a great time.

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, 'Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job.'
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, 'It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?'

God shrugged and said, 'Jesus saves.'

I know I know that is terrible!!

Mon, I thought I would stop by your place and say Hi! That fountain is so cool! Hope you're having a good day! Here are some flowers to brighten it! Visit my page anytime! If you ever want to chat, drop by the SA2 page sometime! People pop in and out of there at all times. Take care!
BTW, love André's joke, cute!

I will post a silly message just so that you can receive your spam letter
cheers

sooky sooky la la

Here! - this is a post.

This is your lucky day.
Hello Fellow PLMember007600067, my name is Vera it gives me great pleasure to inform you that as a member and associate of the PL association you have been selected to receive an upgrade membership. This membership now entitles you to full use of all facilities available to all members including the use of immediate entrance to PL rooms, personal rooms, personalised smilies, personalised emails and an never ending supply of gutter conversations, extreme use of the rofl, csl, lol conversations, your quick response to agreement of this will also guarantee you an ever lasting supply of humour, straws, wd40 and any other associated responses. For you to claim your prize you must realise it is imperative that you attend all future members gatherings and that you continue to follow these instructions in order to receive your reward. Upon receiving this you must forward it to at least 9 other PL members. BUT WAIT there’s more. Upon doing this you will also be entitled to a continued overflow of constant Plspammail, oh and at least one Veggie Dinner!

Hello Mon - thanks for visiting my page and your comments about my injured eye. Alas, any work that needs doing around my place I have to do. I think that's why my kids all moved far enough away that they didn't have to help!! No, only joking. I've always managed to do whatever needs doing or in desperation call in the experts and pay through the nose for it.

G'day Mon. for leaving me a lovely message of encouragement today. I am very glad to say that I do feel a lot better than I did early this morning, thanks to a lot of lovely, caring Sudukoists like yourself.

Good Maen, Mon! Here's the link to the jukebox site: http://www.tropicalglen.com/

Enjoy!

Crazy people talk
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient no.1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient no.2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient no.1 what Patient no.2 was doing. Patient no.1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient no.2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient no.1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient no.1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

How are you doing there Mon? Hope all is well. Now don't report this as abusive will you!

Gday Mon, it was good to catch up with you in the chatroom a couple of days ago. Hope this note finds you and yours well. Take care.

Now how come I didn't get my spam mail from Vera?
i'm most put out...bottom lip protruding here with a slight quiver to it as well...

Hey mon, darls, luvvie, sweetpea, muffin (?) ...I liked your youtube and feel sad now that it isn't my birthday - but almost felt as if it was...x

HMMMMMM........thought you could keep it a secret did ya.....

to you
to you
dear
to yooooouuuuuuuuuuu

Mon - I hope you have a wonderful day on your birthday.

Mon! I hope you have a great day!

I am off to view your pictures! This fountain is really different. I love it!

Mon - I enjoyed your pictures. The ones of the children are cute. Thanks for sharing them with us.

Hi Mon, stopping in to wish you a special day. Enjoy this birthday (and many, many more to come) with your family and friends. Happy Birthday, and cheers!

Mon, You kept that quiet, to think you missed out on your very own party last night, Have a wonderful day, my libran friend

Mon, a very to you. I hope you have a great day planned.
Woohoo, my kids go back to school today, a double reason to celebrate!

Your video should say:
to ME (Mon)

Hope you will visit often during the week as I show different clips including You & Me & the Bottle Makes 3 (Star Trek Booze). Think I have some cases of wine around here, so you can pour for those who stop by to celebrate with you. Enjoy your day! All day, All Night, Merry Mon - sitting on the seashore drinking wine. Tra la la la.....

'Davo' How hilarious is that? still in yesterday mode, I hope you got a larf on your Birthday rofl

Oh gosh Mon! luv, darls, luv, sweetheart, luv...

Mon, Mon , beautiful Mon*,
nothing quite like her under this sun
She's cheeky and quirky
and a little bit perky
a wongerful laugh and tons of fun...
whether out pubbing
or shopping or clubbing
Mons' the one who's not a nun?
Ok - i lost it there, but it is late...
right my luv - hon/hun...have a good one xxx

*heavily accented

Hey Mon Pity its a 'Mon'day...but party like its a saturday

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Hi Mon, . Here's a bunch of smiling pansies from my garden.

Mon, just wanted to take a minute and wish you a Hope it is a good one.

and a from NSW!

Hope you have a good day.

WOH ! Hang on - how come I didn't know about your Oct 8th b'day? You dark horse!

No wonder you were keen to meet for birthday drinks - damn!

Happy birthday lovely lady.

A big Happy Birthday wish to a fun, beautiful lady, hope you lots of fun and laughter on the great day!!! xxx

*have lots of fun, oops and a little quiz for you
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/underwearquiz.php enjoy xx

and Mon, I hope you enjoyed your day. It was quite a warm weekend here near Chicago - Fall was not in the air. Oktoberfest went on downtown - beer/music and brats for all. Just starting my day as your winds down - take care and enjoy, Mary

Your right Mon the jokes were way past bad!! Only joking!! Thanks for the birthday wishes and take care of yourself xx

Mon, just stopping by to wish you a belated . Hope you enjoyed it.

Mon, Hope you are enjoying your week long birthday - next I will be putting up You and Me and a Bottle Makes 3 (Star Trek & Booze).

As for Brian Seltzer, I've seen him 3 times at Britt (working the concert). He's OK, but I'm not a big fan.

I have a job ranking system:
Volunteer Booth: Must watch
Gift Booth (Outback): Think I would like to see
Gift Booth (Artist's Consignments): Interested in their music & possibly get a chance to meet the artists.
Center Pop Corn: Come see / Come saw
Nothing - Do not want to see or experience.
Seltzer is - Center Pop Corn.