Easy Sudoku for 8/February/2008

Good morning.

Godd morning

Good morning, good evening, and good night. See you all tomorrow.

So excited to be second that my typing has gone nuts...Good morning again...and have a wonderful day or night.

Hi Mon and Orianne! !

Good morning all! Ice storm last night and then a little snow on top, so no school today! Hope everyone has a great day!

A repeat but well worth it ....

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU ARE EVEN REMOTELY FAMILIAR WITH HOLY SCRIPTURE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A ROMAN CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. CHILDREN WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. HERE ARE SOME OF THEIR ANSWERS. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.

2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.

3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.

4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.

5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.

6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.

7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS .

8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.

10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.

11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.

12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.

13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.

14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.

15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.

16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.

17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.

18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.

19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.

20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.

21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.

22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.

23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.

24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.

25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY

Good morning Ian, Orianne, Mon and Shosho

to everyone out there just starting their day.
from me... Catch up you later on.

Hello Ian, Orianne, Mon and Shosho (you're up very early!)!

And Daplap, CynB and Bean!

Hope you all have an amazing day/night where ever you may be in this wonderful world of ours.

Daplap - 700 porcupines - heh heh heh ROFL

Hi Stella - could do with a smidgen (only a smidgen though) of your cold weather here - our humidity is so high it's uncomfortable.

rotfl Daplap!

everyone great photo of the golden wattle. Have a great day/night I'm off to bed. Goodnight

Women drivers

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling....about women drivers; the woman says, "So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, '"Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive."

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil b#tches. Don't mess with us.

Hi cyn, Stella, Shosho,Angie,Bean,Mon,and Ian and Daplap...I am always up early but really it is already 8 am and snowing...Have a great day!

Hi Bean, Angie and Amelia.

Broni, where are you tonight?

I'm off now, it's late, time for bed.

Good Mean everyone! Hope everyone is having a great day/night where ever you are. Since I couldn't decide what to do about the ice/snow I decided to stop in here instead.

Everyone!
Good One, CynB! Might come in handy sometime!

2:07 Hi to all.

Thought for the Day:

If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.

Two birthdays today!
Mariane!
Jude!
Hope you both have great birthdays!

I've updated my Youtube to: Dan Hill with Sometimes When We Touch. Enjoy

andre... (Sorry, I forgot to write down how to do the special e.)
...I always enjoy your "Thought for the Day" & look forward to them.

oh, a little touch of warmer times - here - the snow is covering the ground and my fallen snowman from yesterday - but I can remember what lays below that foot of snow..enjoy your day - off to bowling this morning - you do remember I bowled a 212 last week - still a little high on that one. take care and I hope your day is just as grand. Mary

Thank you Shiela.

Happy Birthday to Mariane and Jude, hope you have a wonderful time.

Daplap - what was enjoyable to read - I remember teadhing sunday school and one of my little ones was moving to Florida and she was a little upset to be leaving her friends - We talked about Jesus being everywhere - but I guess some of my little ones got confused and thought Jesus was moving to Florida also.

Finally up. I spent last might trying to destroy the ants that have invaded the ouse. I'll admit it's to wet outside to +
live in the ground, but they didn't have to move onto the roof, and then come into the house through the ceiling!!

mymare,
I decided one year to do the whole driveway the way you did yesterday. I ended up with a dragon! You are right! If the snow is too heavy to shovel, you can't make the traditional snowman!

Hi to all.
Beautiful view,

to MARIANE .

And,

to JUDE .

All my best wishes to both of You.

Hello Everyone. Registering my little man for Kindergarten today. I hope everyone to the south of me is okay after terrible storms swept our nations mid section. Just a mere 1.5 hours to the south of me saw over a foot of snow yesterday and last night. To the south of them was absolutely horrible weather. Tornadoes ripped through the south and the death total is at least 55 people. Devastating.

Mymare, you were talking about bowling..... my neighbor bowled a 798 last week in league. She came home with a trophy. Shattered the women's county record of 730-something. Her highest series in the past was only in the 600's.

I'll second that Angie I hope all of our Sudokuians are safe today, the weather across the country has been just terrible.

Every thing here is covered in ice after a ice storm last night. As a result I just applied several well placed body slams to my car door and after several minutes was able to get into the car. I guess this means I'll have to get ready for work now.

2.11 very snowy here too...the snow plows are very busy and it still amazes me how people can drive without snow tires!!!

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about "Oral Sex":


a.. 3% liked the warmth.

b.. 4% enjoyed the sensation.

c.. 93% appreciated the silence

2:29 everyone.

In the middle of the night I heard my cat barfing up something. Since I knew I didn't want it to stay on the carpeting for the rest of the night I got up quietly to clean up the mess.
As I scooped up the disgusting mess, I realized it was NOT a hairball since it had a tail! Yeeuck!(He's an "indoor only" cat...so, you KNOW what THAT means!) Anyway, I put everything in a bag to throw out.
Since it was trash day the next morning and I wanted it to go out with the rest of the trash (We'd already taken the trash out to the curb.) I decided to write a note to my husband to dump it in the trash on the way out to work. (I knew it would be rather hard to get back to sleep after seeing that tail (!) and probably wouldn't get up before the trash man came.)
Still half asleep, I wrote a quick note to my husband, left it on the table and hung the bag on the door handle leading to the garage where I knew he'd see it.
In the morning I noticed he'd added something to the note:
It said, "Where'd you put the antlers"?
"Antlers??? What antlers???" I wondered.
It was then that I noticed that my "U" in mouse looked like a second "O"!

Good Morning World...hope its a day to remember...or a great night to sleep. Peace.

2:08 Good evening all.
I've just enjoyed a very nice evening with Mary from Manly (Qld) and her husband at my place for dinner.
We met at Dylans for a customary coffee then they followed me home where we chatted like old friends until they left a while ago.
Thank you Mary and Vic for such a lovely evening!